Meet the Caine’s

Chapter one from The Caine Plantation

Returning October 29th, 2021 on Amazon (Kindle, paperback, and hardcover)

By Karine Green

Kathy Marconi leaned her slim, fit body over the table to examine the closing paperwork. She tucked a lock of her dark red hair behind her ear, so she could read without it hanging in her face. She had traveled from New York City to this tiny town in southern Louisiana to investigate a freak investment opportunity that had come her way.

Somehow, she had won the bid for a plantation on ten acres. She looked carefully over the closing papers. She was sure there was some sort of catch, but the only thing that raised concern was a historical deed restriction clause, half of which she couldn’t read because of the font size. As far as she was concerned, anything under a six-point should be declared illegal for a binding contract. Everything else looked fine.

So far, the plantation was being bought sight unseen. She had viewed the photos online. The place was dilapidated, but according to the ad, it  “had good bones and was on a solid foundation.” From what she could tell, it was enormous, and dilapidated or not, it was still beautiful. She couldn’t wait to go see it up close. In its heyday, the entirety of the property had been over 700 acres. The primary crop had been sugar cane, but they had also grown a fair amount of cotton, and of course, crops to eat.

She was in no way any sort of real estate guru. She had found out about this property nearly two months ago on eBay by chance. She had seen the poor state of the residence in the photos, but flippantly put in a bid for twenty-five dollars, figuring there would be a minimum bid cut-off, or at the least, be easily out bid, but that hadn’t happened. She was still stunned at the thought of having won the bid for a mere twenty-five bucks.

She wondered who accidentally buys a house, and in another state, so far from home. This was crazier than crazy. She had never even visited the South before, and here she was, showing up as a homeowner, so to speak.

Lauren Grayson, of the local historical society, sat across from her. Kathy thought she was a skinny, extraordinarily ordinary looking woman, complete with the traditional stringy, flat, brown hair. She was the one handling the transaction for the bank and the town. Apparently, the town wasn’t big enough to employ a proper city attorney. It wasn’t as if Lauren was not legally an attorney, but she did not care to practice unless it suited her. She preferred to concentrate on something that really mattered to her, such as her cause to preserve the history of the Old South.

Kathy was glad when she finally shut up. It was very distracting to try to read over the paperwork with Lauren yammering on. It was almost like Lauren didn’t want her to read the papers. She seemed offended that she had wanted to read them instead of blindly signing them. She continued to read over the papers, wondering if perhaps a pair of reading glasses should be next on her list of scary, impulsive purchases.

After a few minutes, Kathy set the paperwork down. “Well, it all looks too good to be true. That is the part that scares me.” She managed a genuine smile.

“Don’t worry about any surprise charges, it’s all legit. Here is the total bill, including closing costs and transfer fees.” Ms. Grayson laid a bill for $48.13 on the table in front of Kathy. “The property taxes have been paid for the year. We, at the local Historical Society opted to have their property tax refund placed back onto the property. Normally, the taxes are about $1500 a year, which, of course, will go up once improvements are done. The tax assessor estimates they will be about $5400 a year when it’s all said and done. We really are more interested in preserving the history of the place, and we hoped to inspire the new owner, you, to preserve it.”

Lauren seemed timid in stating the tax information, but Kathy didn’t bat an eye at it. Her co-op fee was three times that on her little apartment in Manhattan, so even when the taxes did reset, it would still be a fifty percent savings compared to what she was used to.

Although her first impression of Ms. Grayson seemed nice, Kathy immediately didn’t like her, as something about her seemed fake and disingenuous. Additionally, the ad on eBay had said nothing about any sort of oppressive historical restoration restrictions. However, she was not surprised to have found them in the city records. She had supposed the house would have them, since the ad had included that the house had been built in 1810. It was a lucky assumption for her, but a suspicious omission that gave her reason for immediate distrust.

“May I have a copy of the historical restoration restrictions?” Kathy asked, smiling. She could play the fake pleasantry game too. She had deliberately left off the fact that she already had the plantation’s history, and was well aware of its historical restrictions, including its haunted past. She knew if she could restore the house and get it on the National Historical Registry… She stopped herself. No, Kathy, just flip the property, and go home! She scolded. To her, this house had one purpose only, and it wasn’t for this to become a new place to call home.

“Of course, I’ll get them now.” Lauren got up and walked over to a file cabinet. The drawer creaked loudly as she pulled hard to open it. “Sorry, it needs replacing.”

Kathy nodded, and turned her gaze toward the window that opened to a picture-perfect small-town square. The main reason she had been hoping to fix-and-flip the plantation was to use the experience to begin repairing her relationship with her parents. Once she had the main repairs underway, she was looking forward to having her mother come down and help with the decorating. It was her hope that this would create an open dialog with her mother, which would in turn lead to one with her father. They had strongly disapproved of her career choice. The tension was so thick regarding it, that they had skipped getting together for the last few Christmases to avoid arguing over it. Hopefully, this experience would open old doors that had been slammed shut in anger.

The house’s haunted past didn’t scare her, for that matter neither did dead bodies. She was a retired homicide detective from the New York City Police Department. She had retired about six months ago, which was four years earlier than planned. She had grown too weary to hold out, drained to the core with the politics that surrounded her job. To make matters worse, there had been a scandal with her partner, Randy. She had been drawn into the drama of it as a witness. She was tired of fighting the so-called good fight. It was someone else’s turn. When the city had offered a buy-out to anyone with more than fifteen years, she had jumped on the chance to escape. It ended up working out very well for her, financially speaking, but emotionally, she was still reeling from what had happened with Randy.

The only problem now was that she was fully retired at the age of thirty-seven. She was no spring chicken, but she was nowhere near old enough to retire for real. Even after this short time, boredom had already begun to set in. That would explain why she had been surfing eBay for ridiculous out-of-state deals on mansions. She could have refused to come, forcing them to re-list the house, but Kathy liked several things about the idea of going ahead with the deal. Both the price and history were phenomenal. And the best part was that it was away from Manhattan. As a bonus, she was looking forward to staying here for a bit; she had never visited such a small town. In fact, Hoboken, New Jersey was the smallest place she had been to, and Hoboken was a city unto itself; there was nothing small about it at all.

She had flown into New Orleans, and then drove nearly two hours to the middle of nowhere to check out the ridiculously low cost of living compared to home. The pleasant weather here, versus the cold winter temperatures at home, made the decision to come and check it out an easy one. If nothing else, she could warm up in the nearly 70 degrees, and forget the snowy 30 degrees at home.

So far, this place reminded her of photos and movies she had seen about typical rural small towns. Everything was still “mom-and-pop” here. The “Big Box” stores had not yet intruded, although there was a shopping center about twenty-five minutes outside of town near the interstate.

If she decided to sell her apartment and move here, she knew she would still be ahead financially. Even with the high cost of historical renovations, the annual savings to her budget would be worth it in the long run. However, could she live someplace so small? She was a city-girl, raised by city parents, who were also raised by city people. Not only that, it was so far away from those whom she was trying desperately to mend fences with. There was no way she could even think about living in this beautiful, perfect place.

She scolded herself again, why not? What could be wrong with just moving away and working a bit harder to forget Randy? Mom will come and visit here, probably more often than she had when she lived only ten blocks away from me. She smiled at her internal waffling and gave herself permission to put off making any more rash decisions this week.

Lauren returned with the papers, “Here we go.” She laid them on the table in front of Kathy.

She smiled, staring at the size-two font on the contract. For the first time in a long time, she felt like everything was going to finally heal in her life; her parents’ relationship, her job, her nightmares, and her future. She couldn’t wait to discover what it was like to be normal. Moreover, she couldn’t wait to use her house template app for her tablet, to sketch and create new home design ideas, versus gut-wrenching crime scenes. She smiled; it would be the first time she used it for a diagram that did not feature a body as the focal point of the room.

Ms. Grayson sifted through another folder and pulled out another document. She laid it next to the copy of the historical restrictions. “This is an addendum releasing some of the restrictions, but not all. We recognize that some things may not be able to be restored completely. You’ll find all the appropriate signatures on the last page. We hope that you would consider working to put it on the National Historical Register by fully restoring it. If you have a mind for it, it would make an excellent Bed and Breakfast. There is a significant history there, and people would like to visit. The original stables are still there, but they would need some restoration as well. People would love to board their horses there and then ride them on the property.”

“Historical restrictions released? Really,” she asked, ignoring all the business plans Lauren just suggested, but was pleasantly surprised by the release. That would indeed make it easier to restore and flip the property. And that must be what that size-two font paragraph was about.

Kathy had been in city government for a long time. Releasing such restrictions would have been almost an act of congress where she was from, if it could even be done. She had seen the city, and the people who live there, spend outrageous amounts of money trying to save a ratty old place. It would have been cheaper to demolish it and then build two exact replicas, using the original plans and building techniques, while paying extra to find and employ descendants of the original builders. It was one thing to preserve history, but it was another thing to be hysterical about it. The good thing about the standard restrictions on historical homes was that the interior was normally excluded.

One thing was for sure, the kitchen would have to be modern. She would not have anything to do with restoring it to 1810 standards. She loved to cook, so an ultra-modern, gourmet kitchen was high on the priority list. And the best part was that the purchase price was more than good enough to do a complete historical restoration on the exterior without breaking her financial will to live. She was sure Ms. Grayson could be talked into reinstating the old historical restrictions very easily, if necessary.

“Yes, Kathy, we were more concerned that the house wasn’t left to rot into the ground.” She noticed that Ms. Grayson’s pleasant tone of voice did not match her tight-fake smile.

It was all she could do to not return the fake smile shown her. Lauren was definitely hiding something! After years and years of dealing with lying murderers, Kathy knew a liar when she saw one, but she was also accustomed to reviewing the evidence, and so far, everything Lauren had told her checked out. This meant that if she was lying, then her lies were lies of omission. Kathy supposed she would figure it out sooner or later. Hopefully, whatever it was wouldn’t be too terrible to deal with.

“I know you don’t normally take cash, but I am hoping you can make an exception in this case,” Kathy said, handing over a fifty-dollar bill. She flipped the pages to the signature page, and then signed them.

Lauren smiled, “I think in this case a check would only increase the cost.” She gave Kathy a receipt, copies of all the closing papers, the keys and alarm codes, and then displayed the unmistakable body language of someone who had just been cleared of a crime they had actually committed.

Kathy wondered what it could be that had everyone on edge with the house. This morning, the man at the hardware store had told her how sorry he was for her for “getting stuck” with “that” house.

Kathy said good-bye, and Lauren thanked her for buying the house in what seemed to be the only genuine-sounding statement she had said to Kathy since she got the first phone call from her reminding her of the bid. Knowing that the bid was ridiculously low, she had forgotten all about it shortly after making it.

After she left, she stopped at a diner for lunch, since she couldn’t find a Starbucks. To her, that fact alone was reason enough to not live here on a permanent basis. She ate while reviewing the local newspaper. It looked as if nothing went on here, but that wasn’t a bad thing. After sixteen years in police work, she was ready for some boredom. It was nice to be in a place where the front-page news was the winning pie recipe at the town’s winter festival, and not some hideous crime spree, awful wreck on the highway, or the robbery and shooting of an innocent victim.

She pulled out her new GPS, typed in the address, and then followed it to her new house.

About fifteen minutes later, she arrived to find a rusty iron gate and matching fence that ran the entire length of the front of the property. Across the street was the beginning edge of a wooded area. The map showed the woods to be the leading edge of a large bayou. The Spanish moss hung low in the trees, and a bird sang a lazy tune on a nearby limb.

She looked back and took a hard long look at her new purchase. The fence was thick with overgrown weeds, vines, and trees. It was obvious that the property hadn’t been trimmed in probably twenty years. She took out her phone and snapped several pictures, uploading to her Facebook page. Overgrown or not, this seemed like a peaceful place upon her first glance. She was pleased at the prospect of giving things a fresh start.

She got out of the car and unlocked the gate. The driveway alone was impressive. It was lined with enormous, Spanish moss-covered magnolia trees. Even in its rundown condition, the plantation was an impressive and beautiful place. It spoke of its once-great splendor. Kathy immediately loved the house, and now understood Lauren’s actions to try to save it. She hopped back in the car and drove slowly toward her reward.

She smiled, “You’ll be the perfect distraction,” she told the house.

The roof of the stable, located behind the house, was visible from the street. At first thought she wondered if it would make a great garage. There would be plenty of time to reflect on the best use of the space later, since there were more important matters to consider.

The main house had two stories, with high dormer windows along the roof line. Dual upper and lower wraparound porches hugged the house like a warm blanket. The once-welcoming yellow paint was now faded and mostly peeled away. All of the windows on the main floor were actually doorways that opened out onto the porches. As she looked around, she realized that there were no proper windows, as one would think of them, except in the upper attic dormers. Essentially, the house had twenty doors to the outside, at least.

She parked by the front steps, and gingerly stepped around the holes that had rotted through the front porch. Like a child, she plastered her face against the old windows to capture a first view of the prize inside. She was disappointed though, that she couldn’t see much. The windows were extremely old and dirty. She was impressed to see the condition they were in; she couldn’t believe they were still intact.

Back home, the windows were the first things to be broken in an abandoned house, followed quickly by the copper pipes being ripped out. She wondered if she could replace them with stained glass and still be within the historical limitations. She wasn’t at all comfortable with the prospect of all this clear glass on a home. If the windows were clean, someone could see directly into the house. Long, isolated driveway or not, she didn’t like the idea of people being able to look in.

She took out the lone skeleton key that, according to Lauren, fit every door in the house. The stable had a modern key. The previous owners had found it necessary to secure it better in order to keep wandering ghost-hunting trespassers out. As she entered through the grand double front door, she was quick to notice that the foyer alone was bigger than her entire apartment. In fact, her whole home could fit right inside this room.

The room itself was in need of some serious help. The wallpaper that had been applied by some former owner was lying in heaps on the floor. Apparently, it had peeled off in some bygone day, exposing the original teal peacock wallpaper underneath. It was incredible; there must have been at least four or five layers of it lying around the room. It was almost like the house was rejecting the modern wallpaper in favor of the old stuff. She ran her hand over the wall and was surprised that it felt slightly metallic. The most surprising thing was that, overall, it seemed to be in good shape for being two hundred years old.

“Can you be saved?” she said, out loud to no one in particular, having no idea that single question would set her on the mystery of a lifetime as the challenge to be saved was accepted.

She turned to look at the staircase and frowned. She had hoped for a grand staircase, something along the lines of the one in Gone with the Wind, but this one reminded her of the one in her grandmother’s old house. It was disappointingly normal, especially given the grandeur of the house.

To her left was a grand dining room and adjoining ballroom. The tattered furniture of the former owner was still in the dining room. An ornate built-in china cabinet, in dire need of refurbishing, stretched the entire length of the back wall. The dining room table stretched from end to end and would serve twelve easily. It was also in dire need of refinishing, but like the house, it was solid and would one day be a beautiful piece of furniture again. On the other hand, she wasn’t so sure about the chairs. It appeared to her untrained eye that they might be done for. The dining set was the only furniture in the house.

To her right was the living room. Against the far wall of the room was a fireplace with a period mantle still in place. She could stand inside the fireplace. A small, but once-elegant parlor was located at the rear of the room, with a set of grand oak sliding doors that, much to Kathy’s shock, still worked. She noticed that the wallpaper was also off the walls in here, exposing a once-delicate paint job of what reminded Kathy of a bayou scene. It was terribly faded.

“How strange. It seems like they could just sit upstairs and look out the front to get the bayou scene?” she said to herself. She was referring to the edge of the bayou across the street. If she went to all the trouble of painting something on the wall, she would think that it would be different from the one that could be viewed out the window.

She strolled slowly back out into the foyer. At the back was a set of double pocket doors that opened into what should have been an enormous kitchen. It was strange to look at since there was nothing in there. Even the plaster had been stripped from the walls. Compared to all of the other rooms she’d seen so far, this was just a big, brown money-pit of a room.

“Well, at least I know for sure now that the kitchen is the first thing that needs to be bought,” she said, closing the doors. She smiled as her eyes took in the bones of what this room could be, with all these gorgeous door-windows at the backside of the house, it would be the perfect place to have breakfast in the mornings.

She smirked at herself, “Marconi, you’re already living here.” People looking to flip a house didn’t daydream about sitting in the kitchen while eating breakfast in the morning. They planned for other people to be able to do so.

This was a bittersweet find. Kitchens are expensive, but right now she still had a large budget for it, and with the room being a large blank slate, she could make it any way she wanted it. She was aware she was still smiling: any way she wanted it.She shook her head, the idea of simply flipping the house was getting further and further from her mind.

She thought she heard steps behind her. Startled, she turned to face— nothing. She looked around, and back in the kitchen, but nothing was there. She dismissed it as normal old house noises and headed back into the foyer.

She had no idea that she couldn’t see the gruesome sight of the Dark Lady’s image in front of her, screaming. The next quilt is red! You must leave. But the warning would go unheeded.

The stairway of disappointment, as Kathy couldn’t help but call it, was to the immediate right of the pocket doors. As she got a better glance at them, she was thankful to see that they were in good shape and only needed resurfacing.

Kathy went up the stairs, stopping on the landing, and looked up the remaining six steps. The upstairs mezzanine was a mirror-image of the foyer downstairs, including the only set of double doors that opened to the upstairs wraparound balcony. The other door-windows were just single doors, and not double. She couldn’t wait to enjoy a coffee out there!

To the right was the smallest guest bedroom Kathy had seen in a house this size. It was obvious the room size had been changed at some point. To her, it appeared it had some footage cut off to incorporate a full-size modern bathroom. The original house plans had included a traditional water-closet and then a separate room for the tub. It was the tub-room that now acted as the bathroom, with about three feet of what used to be the guest room. The water-closet was now a linen closet.

She quickly looked over the rest of the rooms that were upstairs. The library would be a perfect office once the old, dusty law books of the former owners were removed. There were three normal mansion-sized bedrooms on this level. The master bedroom, on the other hand, took the entire south side of the house and had its own sitting room and large linen closet that could easily be converted into a walk-in closet.

She looked at the two smaller rooms toward the rear of the house and smiled. They would be the perfect gateway to inviting her mother down for a visit. Kathy didn’t like her mother’s historical-Victorian taste, but in the grand scheme of things, who cared what the guest rooms looked like? She could giveher mother these two rooms to restore, and she would have a field day. And as a bonus, she would probably do the time period justice.

“I hereby dub you the rooms of Restored Hope,” she said, crossing herself, again unaware that “restored hope” meant something else to the spirits here.

The one toward the front of the house was more like a mini-master bedroom that Kathy thought of it as the “real” second bedroom. She found herself smirking as she gazed into it. It was just a bit smaller than her entire apartment. Again, the wallpaper had suffered the same fate as the rest of the modern wallpaper throughout the house. She opened the door-windows, smiling as the warm air bathed her face.

She closed her eyes, still smiling. A black fog filled the room behind her.

“I could really get used to this,” she thought out loud. There was something unreal about the calm of the place. She never wanted to leave here.

She opened her eyes slowly and went out on the porch, never seeing the fog behind her as she stepped away from it. She walked back toward the master bedroom and looked in the windows. She glanced around, noting that the wrap-around balcony was wider than it had looked from below. She was sure she could fit an entire patio set out here and still have enough room for her to take a morning run around the “upper track,” as she renamed it in her mind. She gingerly leaned on the railing, glad to see that it was still very solid. The view of the trees lining the drive to the gate would be enough to tempt her away from her Starbucks! Perhaps she could buy some coffee online and make it here? She decided she needed to buy a lawn chair this afternoon, so she could have dinner this evening, right here on this spot.

She took out her skeleton key and went in the porch door that led to the master bedroom.

She figured that the small sitting room in the master bedroom would make an excellent master bath, especially since the sitting room also connected to the library. One wall had a built-in bookcase along the entire length of the room, with a fireplace dividing it in the center. It was the only room that still had the 1970s office decor intact.

“Yuck!” She walked out the single-pane door in the sitting room and looked out at the backyard. It seemed to stretch on for a long way. The rooftops of the subdivision at the back could be seen toward the rear of the property.

Beyond the missing kitchen, the ad was dead-on. It was true that the house had good bones. She was certain it wouldn’t be long before she could actually stay here, of course, if she decided to.

“Hello! Police!” a male voice came from downstairs.

“Oh my! The alarm! I am so sorry. I completely forgot to shut it off,” Kathy said, startled.

She raced down the stairs, feeling really stupid. How many false alarms had she answered and then cursed the owner under her breath! A dark-haired, very young officer stood at the bottom of the stairs, smiling.

“I have the codes right here.” She punched in the codes, and the alarm reset. “Gosh! Again, I am so sorry, officer. I must have let the beauty and potential of this old place go to my head.” She pointed to her head, and then fanned her arms out.

“They said someone bought this ol’ spook house,” the officer said, extending a hand. “I am Mike Rose. Did anyone tell you about the deaths and ghosts in this place?”

“Kathy Marconi,” she smiled, shaking his hand. He had a firm, but polite grip. “And I am a retired homicide detective. If the spirits I’ve crossed paths with on the job haven’t spooked or spoken to me yet, they aren’t going to start now,” she said, still smiling.

She tried to remember all the times she had stood in the middle of a homicide scene and tried to spiritually contact the victim to ask what had happened. She knew it seemed like a stupid thing to do, but when a person is stretched out dead in front of you, and you have no idea what happened, it didn’t seem so odd to ask the only person in the room who was there. If she had been able to actually see beyond this worldly realm, she would have been astounded to know how many spirits had, literally, screamed answers in her face, only to be unheard.

“You don’t look old enough to be retired,” he said, looking her up and down. She was a fit, pretty woman, and didn’t look a day over thirty-five. Her dark red hair and dark green eyes still suggested there was a lot of youth left in them..

“It’s one of the benefits of starting young in a twenty-and-out profession. You are still young enough to have the luxury of a whole second career when you retire.” She maintained a pleasant tone, but the whole point of moving here was to start over. Maybe she shouldn’t have introduced herself as a retired detective. She would have to work on that. If she was going to move on, then she needed to move on.

He smiled and nodded, all the while looking around. “I haven’t been in here, properly, since I was sixteen. My brother dared me to sleep overnight in the slave’s quarters up on the third floor.” He pointed up.

“Really?” Kathy was shocked to hear the words “slaves’ quarters,” but she was not sure why. It had been a sugar cane plantation that was two hundred years old, and in the Deep South. “What did you see that night? Perhaps the ghosts you mentioned earlier are just pissed-off slaves.”

“Probably. Lord knows I would have been one pissed-off puppy. The Caine family has a mixed history of heroes and villains. Modern day soap-opera writers would have a field day with their family history.”

She hadn’t thought about the windows along the roof line being a third floor. She turned and looked up the stairs to the second floor. She hadn’t remembered even seeing a staircase that led to the third floor.

“If it’s alright, I can show you the way,” he said, pointing to the kitchen.” “You can’t get to the third floor that way,” He pointed toward the normal stairs.

“Lead the way,” she said smiling. She was quickly realizing that she would have to find out more about what the locals believed about this place. Beat officers were the best sources of useful local information about a neighborhood. He would know all the local legends of this place, including who started them, which ones were most likely true, and which ones were just meant to scare people.

He went through the double slider doors and into the kitchen, rounded the corner, and proceeded directly to a tiny pantry closet. At the back of the closet was a steep, narrow staircase.

“This is the only way to the third floor,” he said, starting up the narrow steps, having to walk up them sideways in order to avoid bumping his gun belt along the wall.

“Yes, heaven forbid the slaves were able to use the main staircase and free up the square footage,” she said, thinking this staircase was really constricted. She was a size six and still had to turn sideways to avoid the cobwebs. It was funny; she could work horrific crime scenes, but if a simple cobweb touched her, she wasn’t sure she could keep herself from climbing over Mike’s shoulders, screaming the whole way.

He smiled. “That’s middle-class Yankee talk. Think about it, even the houses of the ultra-rich in modern times have their own servant’s entrances, in both the northern and the southern states. Race has a lot to do with a lot of things, but certainly not that. That’s a class issue. The staff, black or white, uses the staff staircase.”

She wanted to huff, but didn’t. She knew he was right. Her parents had a maid, and she didn’t enter through the front door either. She wasn’t sure why it was giving her a “feeling,” maybe she hadn’t given much thought to the Old South, but now it was staring her in the face.

The stairs finally opened up to the third floor. The attic was an open expanse of rafters. In-between the rafters were rows of built-in beds and foot lockers. The mattresses and personal belongings were long gone, of course. By the condition of the place, it was clear that no one had been up here in a long while, probably since Officer Rose had stayed here as a kid. Still, even without the impact of a human touch, the attic was impressive. It would be easy to turn it into living space, perhaps even an apartment.

“This is where the women slaves, the ones who ran the house, lived. The kitchen had six, the downstairs had three, and the upstairs had five,” he said, making a presenting motion. “The Caine history was part of the local history class in elementary school.”

Kathy smiled and nodded. Perhaps Mike would tell her what Lauren had left off in her assessment of the property. “Were there any ghosts on your over-nighter?”

“Yup, I call him Ethan. I don’t know what his name is. He just looks like an Ethan to me.” Mike shrugged. He had no way to know the boy’s name was Stable Boy.

“Ethan?”

He nodded and walked to the other end of the attic, looking out the tall, narrow dormer window. “He was standing right here, staring out the window, looking at the stable. He said, ‘Massa bought a razor whip, and he’s coming for Granny.’ He was really creepy-looking too. He had these white, dead-looking eyes.” His eyes widened as he recalled the scene from his memory.

“What did you do?” Kathy had to smile. She bet Mike could accidentally talk secret information out of priests. He was easy to talk to and listen to with his pleasant Southern accent.

He laughed, “Got beat up by my brother after I ran home screaming.”

“It doesn’t bother you to be here now?”

He shook his head no. “I don’t mind. I have been back many times since then, but I have never seen Ethan again. The local teens do the same thing I did… sneak in from time to time.” He shrugged. “Of course, now it’s my job to run them off. There is even a weird YouTube video. Ethan isn’t in the picture frame, but I am sure that is who the boys in the video are referencing. It was strange though; they were carrying on about quilts.”

“Probably, he was offended you made up a name for him?” Kathy said, smiling.

He shrugged, also smiling. “Probably, but when I saw him, he wouldn’t tell me his name or even talk directly to me. It was like he was stuck in a moment of time. So, I figured, I can’t very well call him ghost-slave-kid. Something about Hey-Little-Anonymous-Ghost-Slave-Dude,seemed more disrespectful than making up my own name for him. The name Ethan actually acknowledges his presence as a being, or at the least having once been a being.”

She smiled and nodded, “Any other stories I should know about?”

“None of mine,” he gazed out the window, “but I do know several other stories. The one that I have the most reports on is the Dark Lady.”

“Dark Lady?” What sort of name was that?

“A slave name? Rumor has it that she picked the name herself.” He shrugged, again. “Based on the description of her, I would guess she was a house slave here, possibly something like a house manager, or governess. You know, the only blacks that could get away with kicking the white kid’s ass at the time.” He snapped his fingers, like he was trying to remember something. “The Mammy. I think, most folks called them Mammies. I have only had reports on her in the surrounding subdivision, though, and the only ones on Ethan are from in the house.” He pointed at the subdivision and then the floor of the house.

Kathy smiled. If Mike was ever handcuffed, he would be speechless.

“That whole neighborhood over there was part of the sugar cane fields back in the day.” He pointed and wagged his finger back and forth to indicate the entire area in the distance. “There is only ten acres of the original property left, with a small patch of cane over there. It’s strange too; sometimes, it actually comes up wild over there.” He shifted to point at the other end of the property. “The rumor is that Ridely, a murdered field hand, plants it because cane isn’t known to grow wild. Well, not very well anyway. It is truly a cultivated crop if you want the best results, but once it’s in the ground the way you want it, it’s practically effortless to grow. Still, working on a sugar cane plantation was a real threat to the life and limb for the slaves, especially this one. The biggest threats here were poisonous snakes and spiders. Well, that takes into consideration the biggest non-human threats. Of course, it could be argued that the humans who owned the plantation were worse than hungry gators.”

“How was he murdered?”

Mike shrugged. “Left to die was more to the point, if I remember correctly.”

“Aside from the poor slaves, were there any other deaths?”

He nodded, “The four lawyer fellas that used the house for an office all died on the property back in the 1980s. Some say the Dark Lady scared them to death because they reminded her too much of the original Caine family,” he frowned like something didn’t make sense to him. “Although, it is said the Underground Railroad had a rest stop here. The Caines were instrumental in running it, so they couldn’t have been too bad.”

He smiled, shrugged, and continued, “According to Lauren at the Historical Society, the runaway slaves were moved at least twenty miles upstate every day. It took a bit over a month and a half to walk from here to north of the Mason-Dixon line. Lauren and some of the local activists walked it once. Most folks believe the Caine family would hide the runaway slaves in the caves at the back of the property before sneaking them out at night in freight wagons headed north. Sometimes, they even used to hide the slaves in whiskey barrels.” He made a face. She wondered if he didn’t like Lauren and hated to recommend her.

“Really?” Kathy was intrigued by the way the Underground Railroad would have operated. It seemed awfully dangerous to just start walking. A network would be needed to make things safer, but networks had their own problems. She would have to go check out the caves he mentioned later. However, the area seemed a bit swampy for caves, and with a bayou so close, wouldn’t it just fill up during a heavy rainstorm? Perhaps her definition of a cave was different than his.

He nodded, “Yes, I am not sure of the whole history. Lauren Grayson would be able to tell you more. I think some of the runaways were killed by hunters back in the day, and that is why the subdivision gets reports of ghosts. It’s the area that is haunted, not the houses. You know, like that movie Poltergeist, where the houses were built on the graveyard.”

Kathy nodded. “Do you happen to know if there any old reports on the runaways being murdered; you know, some official reports, not ghost stories?”

“I am sure there are some on file at the library or in the police archives. My brother is Chief of Police here, so I could introduce you to him. I am sure he could help you find what you are looking for,” he said, smiling. “I think you would like Jason. Your mannerisms remind me very much of my brother. “See that house with the gray roof?” He pointed, and Kathy nodded, “My wife and I looked at that house when it was up for sale a couple of years ago, but it smelled like a homicide inside, so I wouldn’t buy it.”

“Really?” She knew the smell well, that salty, iron-rich smell that was signature of copious amounts of blood everywhere.

She looked out the window at the house he was pointing to and something red flashed in the distance. It looked like a blanket was hanging on a line in the backyard. Her curiosity was piqued. She would have to find a way to go and visit them, just to see if she could smell it. She stopped herself— that would be creepy and weird! She was retired, and she needed to be retired, and let it go.

“Hey, you were a homicide detective; maybe you could come and check it out?”

Being the workaholic Kathy was, she jumped on the chance. “Oh yes! I would be honored.” Okay, so, not so creepy and weird.

“Excellent,” he said, smiling. “Well ma’am, I’ll let you get back to work.”

“Oh, call me Kathy, please, and I am sorry about the alarm.” As she looked at him, she thought back to her first years on the job. She wondered if she ever looked that young, because Mike looked like he could still be in high school, let alone out of the academy.

Kathy stifled a sigh and thought about her age and situation. I am getting old, despite the fact that everyone insists 37 isn’t old. She saw Mike to the door and then headed back upstairs.

She took notes during the rest of her time at the house, making a sketch of the floorplan before retiring to her motel room. She ordered a dumpster, started looking for house painters, and then spent the rest of the afternoon devoted to getting her new kitchen on a functional timeline for installation.

The ghost stories drifted further into the back of her mind, while the idea of actually moving into a completely renovated home was becoming more viable in her imagination.

Both of her parents would love to visit here, especially in the winter. She could hardly wait to get her life back on track. It was time to stop crying and move forward.

Meet The Characters from The Shifter Coup!

By Karine Green

Episode One-Journey Episode Two-Contact Episode Three-Arrival

Episode Four- Turning Points Episode Five- Escalation

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Shiobi
Thundral (Thunder)
Beykoora
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A Short Solo Day Trip

Part three of five  (part one, part two) By Karine Green

If you’re just putting your toes in the water with solo travel, try a half day trip. Look at a map and see what’s about 45 minutes or an hour from your house. For me there’s an amazing city park close along with a zoo, and Bush Gardens. I checked out the website to see what activities would be good for me.

Lettuce Lake is located just North of the City of Tampa and about an hour west of Orlando. Circle B Bar Reserve is a tad bit more than an hour from Tampa, but only about thirty minutes from Orlando. Both are natural parks but are very different places to visit.

One of my favorite classes in college was abnormal psychology. And one of the most interesting quotes that the professor stated was that experience and the way you handle it will have a huge impact on your mental health. And then he summed it up by saying choose your experiences well. After my grandfather died my grandmother basically sat down. I saw her health decline along with her ability to simply chat with people. It wasn’t until she reconnected with an old classmate that I began to see that old spark of life return. She would go on short trips with him here or there as they moved merchandise for the company that he worked for. Going to these new places and seeing these new things not only improved her mental health but her overall physical health.

“Choose your experiences well.” Don’t sit down! Get up and enjoy this amazing planet.

My grandmother most likely would have never gone on any of these trips by herself. My parents would always urge her to go places or do things. She had the money to do it. She simply was too timid to travel by herself. I’m left wondering if she would have have built up her confidence if she had tried some short day trips.

There are many amazing things that are less than an hour drive from your home. If you want to spend the whole day you could even set a 2 hour drive limit. I bought an annual pass to the zoo and try to visit at least once a month. I can take my cameras with me and get some great shots of the animals. I can also get my daily walk. I can eat some of my favorite foods. I can take my time and enjoy the animals without my guest getting bored and wanting to move on. I can spend more or less time at the different paddocks.

Zoo Tampa

Unlike a theme park there most likely aren’t long lonely lines to stand in. You can also sign up for special events. Some of the zoos have special events that may interest you. These events offer a unique experience to be up close and personal with some of the animals or have direct conversations with their keepers. Here are the links to some of the larger city’s local zoos.

San Diego                                                                        The London Zoo

The Bronx Zoo                                                               Dublin Zoo

The Detroit Zoo                                                             Berlin Zoo

Zoo Tampa                                                                      Calgary Zoo

Visit the websites and check out the plan your visit page. This can help you decide exactly what day is the best day to attend. It can also help you decide what days to avoid. For example, if you are a traveler over the age of 50, like me, you might not be interested in this special kiddy day for your solo trip.

Even going to the mall can qualify as a solo day trip. Choose a large and exciting mall that’s far away from your house. For example, there is a large touristy mall that’s about an hour drive from my house. I’ve only been once or twice in my life. It might be fun to go over and check out the different stores that a larger mall would have and of course the restaurants would be different from the ones around my house. You can also find chain restaurants at these larger malls, but if you’re like me and you’re going to drive an hour you don’t wanna eat had a chain restaurant. Go to the malls website and check out some fantastic local restaurants that might be attached to the mall or very close.

Another great day trip is to find out if there’s any horseback riding places, kayaking places, or even a local tour bus. I lived in Nashville for many years. It wasn’t until my parents came down for a visit that I checked out a tour bus. I was really shocked at what I didn’t know about my own city. It was relatively inexpensive and we had a great time. This is also a great solo activity.

Local historic mansions sometimes have museums attached to them with tours. They also make great solo visits. They are usually relatively inexpensive. Not every day trip has to involve walking off into the free swamp and taking pictures or dropping a grand at Disney. There’s a wide variety of things to do in your city or town. If you need some ideas, you might even be able to check out your local city or town’s Chamber of Commerce web page.

Next time: Planning a week long solo trip.

My First Solo Trip

Part two of five, By Karine Green Part One is here

Just as you would carefully research a destination traveling with the group, you would want to do this for yourself as well. My goal for solo travel is to enjoy this amazing planet when friends and family cannot come with me. We do not want to violate any of the stranger safety rules that we learned in kindergarten that will help us stay safe.

I had never traveled solo until I was well over the age of 40. It was to a conference. Until that time I had either had a coworker with me for conferences or family with me for vacations. I looked at the conference and thought “boy that looks like a lot of fun!” but the idea of organizing and getting to this conference without an employer to help was daunting. If you knew what I had done for a living prior to this you would think I was being silly, and perhaps I was being so. The conference was in Las Vegas, With liberal amounts of free time in between events.

My biggest concern was that I have a less than zero interest in the bar scene. My erroneous image of Las Vegas was one gambling joint after another. I was talking with a friend who had been there. He’s an avid photographer and showed me some amazing wildlife pictures that he had taken while going for a drive in some of the state and national parks located near the area. I’m a serious hobbyist when it comes to photography, so my interest was captured. The conference was something that would help my work as an independent contractor and pique my interest enough that personal time could be filled outside of the gaming that Vegas offers.

The conference organizers made my research easy. I would simply stay in the hotel where the conference was being hosted. I would rent a car instead of taking the shuttle from the airport. Yes, this did drive up the cost of my reservation considering the cost to park the car for the week was the same as renting it. However, how can I go for a drive in the desert without a car?

I arrived at the airport with the intense feeling that I was forgetting something. Then I realized, I only had to get myself through the security checks. I didn’t have to prepare children to answer questions that they don’t understand, nor did I have to prepare their backpacks to be searched. As I boarded the plane, I was again plagued with the intense feeling that I was forgetting something. But again, I only had to seat myself and worry about my own carryon luggage. I didn’t have to worry about holding hands to keep from getting separated. This brought down the stress level of going to the airport by double digits.

I enjoyed the flight. I could sit and write on the plane and bask in the glory of not having to referee a fight over who ate one too many peanuts. I could almost feel the tension and stress leave my body as soon as I arrived. At the time, I was living in the frozen north. So, when I stepped off the plane the Nevada heat felt like a warm embrace. I felt welcomed, even though no one met me, and my itinerary was loose, at best.

When I got to the car rental place, they apologized saying they were out of cars. But even this turned out to be to my advantage because they replaced my economy car with a 4 X 4. Since I was going to go for a drive in some of the national parks this was perfect. My phone connected easily with the car and GPS took me straight to the hotel. I checked in and got my camera equipment ready to go check out Red Rock.

While on my drive the first thing that I noticed was the way the mountains looked like giant heaps of pebbles. Of course, I had lived in Tennessee. Gatlinburg is the polar opposite in terms of not only the Nevada climate but the landscape as well. I was used to great tree covered stone mountains. Nevada’s rock mountains looked purple as the morning or evening sun strikes them. Tennessee’s mountains are green, and water literally runs everywhere. Nevada’s mountains seemed to change color throughout the day. I found the experience to be quite mesmerizing as they changed hues from purple, to brown, to orange, and back to purple as the sun traced across the clear sky.

Everything fell together perfectly. Not only that, but during one of the conference breakout sessions the hosts introduced us to Chinese calligraphy and watercolor painting. A vendor had a set for sale, and I quickly snatched a set up. I spent some of my free time using my new “skills” to make my own Chinese Watercolors of my photos.

On the third day I headed over to the valley of fire. This would be my final drive before heading home very early the next morning. When I started out, I smiled out at the purple hues knowing I would get to enjoy the color show for one more drive. I stopped by several of the sites mentioned at the park’s visitor center. I was also able to get some great photos of some bighorn sheep that were walking on a path near the Ranger station.

I’m not sure if I mentioned it in a previous post but I had been severely injured several years ago. It took quite a long time to recover. And I made a vow that if I was ever to walk properly again, I was going to try to walk on a trail or in a park in every state. This of course is a side motive for some of my solo travel. Many of my family members could care less about walking on a trail or in a park. They prefer to visit Disney or Universal Studios or perhaps the beaches of Florida or California. They simply do not understand having an ability taken away. They truly do not understand the feeling of impending doom for your vacationing future. I was going to make a valiant effort to get that goal in. I was able to walk along the shores of Lake Meade and along the top of the Hoover Dam. I was able to go for a wonderful drive in both Red Rock Canyon and the Valley of Fire. I was even able to cross Arizona off my list and walk a little bit along the Grand Canyon

By the end of the trip, I was realizing that I had cut myself short by being afraid of traveling solo. I had been worried this four day conference would be too long. Now, I find myself wanting to go back and spend more time in the desert. So, if you’re a gambler of course you’ll like Las Vegas. But even if you don’t like the gambling or gaming scene, you’ll still have a lot of fun here especially if you want to capture the wild landscapes of amazing natural places.

I returned home refreshed as I looked forward to my next solo adventure.

How I Got Started Solo Traveling

By Karine Green

When I first considered travelling solo, I thought the idea was outrageous. Now that I have done it, I think the fact that I was intimidated is even more outrageous. I write that to let you know I understand that sometimes debating solo travel might require us to put our toe in the water first as opposed to just jumping in.

Start by taking yourself out to dinner a couple of times. Just enjoy your own company. If this is too much of a reach, bring your phone in with you and check your social media accounts. Next try a trip to a local attraction. Go when the young children are in school if you can.  This may be better because the weekend is going to be more crowded and much less structured.

What started this fascination with solo travel? The seed came from one of the many incidents between me and my ex-husband that chipped away at our relationship. He looked at me and said, “Without me, you wouldn’t be able to travel anywhere or do anything.” I know and I knew at the time that this was total baloney. I also know that they call this a form of domestic violence (we are amicable now, but this story is the inspiration for my solo travel.) I was in a unique situation in my relationship. I was the breadwinner. I provided the benefits. As soon as the words escaped his mouth, we both knew that he was out of his league. Without going into detail, we could no longer stay together for the children. We split.

During the divorce he frequently mentioned how tragic it was that the children would never be able to go on holidays, meaning I was too timid to travel with just me and the kids. That their Disney days were over. That their trips to the zoo or the beach would never happen again. At the time I knew he was just saying this to be cruel. I vividly remember sitting there in that courtroom thinking that hell would freeze over before my children had their vacations taken from them. I walked out of the courtroom as a free woman. I went straight home, got on the phone to the Walt Disney World Travel Company and told them I needed asylum inside their kingdom. He was going to be wrong. My kids’ Disney days weren’t over; they were just beginning. And I, their single mom, was gonna make that happen even if a bit LESS than half of the family income was gone.

One of the first rules of being a good guest is to show up whenever a cheap slot is available. Having worked in government service I was aware that many hotels could fill blocks that were open and had a low probability of booking for pennies on the dollar. So, the first rule is to just say which month you would like to come in. Let the travel agent work her magic and see what days she comes back with.

Work with a total budget and flexible dates of travel for the trip.

I was lucky. At the time, the three of us could get on Disney property, at a moderate resort, with plane tickets, a food plan, and the Magic Express (this service is ending January 2022) for less than my overall $2000 budget. That was in 2010 for 10 days. The travel agent made this happen by upgrading our hotel but changing our arrival dates. By flying out on a Tuesday and flying back the next Thursday we were able to get two extra days of fun. This was because of the savings that the flight provided.

While our arrival dates and departures were a bit strange, we were able to enjoy the park for longer than the “long weekend” I had planned. My boss also really liked the idea that I would be there on Monday and on the following Friday. In other words, I wasn’t missing an entire week of work even though I was going to be gone 10 days.

I have tried this trick since then, but it no longer seems to work in terms of getting the big savings (over $2400 worth of difference between the two packages the 2010 agent had quoted me). Still, I would recommend trying this. Let me know if it works for you in the comments below.

It is important to set a budget for what you are willing to spend for the whole vacation rather than trying to piecemeal out what you think each individual thing will cost. By doing this you can move around items on your trip to add in luxurious things. Or perhaps there’s a luxurious thing on your vacation agenda that you aren’t interested in. Get rid of it! Replace it with something else.

Don’t underestimate how helpful the Disney Travel Company can be. The original package they quoted me was so far out of my price range that it scared me into thinking that my ex-husband might be correct. So, I asked the clerk about driving down instead of flying. That’s when she came back and asked if I would be interested in staying extra days if she could get the price to be cheaper. Of course, I would! Be a good guest. Be flexible. If I had picked hard dates, there is no way she could have helped me lower the price. I would have dashed my own dreams.

Of course, this also involves getting your boss involved. Let your boss know that you’re planning a family vacation and collecting quotes. Tell them the same thing that you’re going to tell Disney— your dates are flexible right now. However, you’ll have the specific dates for them in a couple of days. This way your boss can let you know what dates would be too disruptive before you schedule your trip.

Don’t let the lack of a travel companion stop you from seeing this amazing planet or experiencing the immersive places that others have created for your delight!

Next time-My First Solo Trip Without the Family

How do I handle writer’s block?

The inspiration for The Wolverton Virus

By Karine Green

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I watch the news!

I just wanted to drop in and explain what the inspiration for this story was. I was watching the news when the story of a gentleman who had been in prison for 20 years was showcased. The man had been unjustly imprisoned by officials eager to get a fast close on a hot case. I found the case to be quite disturbing. As they interviewed the man, he talked about difficult it was to integrate back into society.

In another newscast about a man who adopted a little girl. They compared him to “Daddy Warbucks” from “Little Orphan Annie.” He lifted children up but donating money to their education funds. Later the same day I noticed that my favorite werewolf movie was on; “An American Werewolf in London.” I thought about the Slaughtered Lamb and the stories of the people who frequented the location and wondered if I could write a decent werewolf story.

Blaine Marlowe is constructed after my uncle, beloved, even if his own worst enemy. He also took on a child that wasn’t his and loved her like his own daughter. I won’t go into details about my uncle, but as I thought about my werewolf story I thought about my uncle as he worked to change his life for the better. I am not sure of Blaine’s end yet, but it will end with book two. I just hope it has a happier ending than my uncle.

Putting it together. I remembered the man who had been imprisoned and how hard it was to rejoin society after his horrifyingly unjust experience and thought werewolf victims were unjustly condemned to isolation if they wanted to live without becoming unconscious serial killers.

I enjoyed writing this story, and I hope you enjoy reading it!

Join the discussion here or on GoodReads. How do you handle writer’s block?

The Wolverton Virus

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Nothing was bleeding or stinging; must not have been a bad night. He tucked his long, dark brown hair behind his ears. It was always this way after the change, like he’d awakened from a nightmare of falling from a great height. He pushed himself off the mountainous forest floor, glad it was no longer winter as he brushed the leaves and dirt off his naked body. Over the last five years, he’d awakened several times covered in blood from head to toe, each time with no memory of what the night before had held. All he could hope for that he was a good deer hunter and not an unconscious serial killer.

He began the walk home, glad that he could now walk barefoot on his property. It’d taken a lot of rock clearing. Right now, he just wanted to shower and go to bed. His body needed to rest.

He’d moved here after what he thought of as the Gatlinburg Incident. The purebred werewolves, as he thought of them, kept their minds when they turned and could turn at will. They were more like shapeshifters and not like true werewolves of legend. He, on the other hand, was more like the werewolves of legend: something to be feared, avoided, unloved, and destroyed. Something to be put down. He supposed he should be glad he was alive, but sometimes it was hard to muster the will to continue.

On the night of the full moon, and the day before and after, he’d transform into a wolf no matter what. He’d tried everything: meditation, forcing himself into a daydream, ignoring it, nothing worked. He had found the purebreds once, but learned they could change at will as they chased him off.

He supposed he was lucky that turning him into a werewolf was all the damage they did. After all, they could have simply eaten him. But they didn’t. They ran him off, making it clear not to return, leaving him alone to figure this out.

He looked up at the treetops, now familiar to him, as he wandered back to his cabin, enjoying the knowledge that he wouldn’t change again for another month. In wolf form, he was out of control and had massive strength, judging by the large black bear he struggled to get out from under from when he awakened once. He’d woke up with a broken arm once. At first, he’d panicked. He couldn’t go to the doctor on the first night of the cycle, he’d change at the hospital and endanger everyone at the beginning of the second night. But he needn’t have worried. It had healed by the time he had found his way back to his cabin.

He called it “the wolf-healing.”

He took in a breath as he saw the roof to his Smokey Mountain cabin over the hill. Home. He smiled. At first, he mourned the loss of his Manhattan life as if someone he loved died. But he’d half-built this small cabin himself. Only the foundation and outer wall frame were put in for him. He’d sawed logs and put in everything else on his own. His three hundred acres were a haven from the upheaval that his life in Manhattan had been. Now, this summer, he’d turn thirty with no family and no prospects of family. He was damned to be a hermit and engage in his food canning hobby forever.

Everything he’d worked for was gone or useless since he couldn’t really leave his property for more than a few days. He’d structured his investments to give him an income of about $1000 a month, but even that was too much for his self-imposed limitations.

With the nearest neighbor being several miles away, he rarely saw anyone, only two people, hunters who wandered too far last year. He’d fixed and reposted his signs, although he figured it’d be an even hunt if they wanted to stalk prey on his property during the wolf cycle. He paused; maybe other hunters had come on his land. After all, he didn’t change back until daybreak. What if he’d killed them? He shook his head. The wolf didn’t usually wander from its kill. He had never awakened next to human remains. But how did he know the wolf stayed with its kill? Maybe it killed more than one, and he just awakened with the final one.

“Greedy wolf,” he muttered. There was no sense in driving himself nuts with it. But given his level of greed prior to becoming a werewolf, he couldn’t help but wonder if the trait carried over to his wolf.

He paused. An old truck was parked in front of his cabin. He hid behind some trees to hide the fact that he was naked, before he realized it was the wolves— the purebreds.

“Hey! What do you want? Piss off,” he yelled as he walked up the hill waving at them to leave, not caring that he was nude. “I haven’t bothered you.” At least not that he knew of. Who knew what the wolf inside him had done? The wolf could have run to their home and shit in the yard without cleaning it up for all he knew.

They dumped what appeared to be the body of a child out.

“Greg got himself in over his head last night. We don’t go after kids. It attracts the wrong type of attention, especially if she dies. We don’t want to put her down but can’t care for her, and she certainly can’t go back to her family. She’s yours now.” A young man in a dark t-shirt tossed down a pink backpack and got back in the truck, and it sped away.

Greg! He never knew any of the names of the purebreds. Well, strictly speaking, he still didn’t know who Greg was, but he had a name.

He ran up to the girl, brushing her light brown hair out of her bloody face. She looked to be about seven or eight or so. He wasn’t sure how big eight-year-olds were. The bite mark on her neck was trickling blood but looked like it was already healing. He opened one of her dark green eyes. The same bright yellow flecks of the wolf were forming in her irises. They were subtle but tell-tale. His own brown eyes had been solid brown, but now bore the yellow flecks, giving them a hazel look.

“No!” He stood and looked down the driveway, but the truck was long gone. “Wonderful. I have an injured, kidnapped child at my house.” He needed to call the police. How? He didn’t have a phone. He needed to allow her time to heal and get… get what? He pulled his fingers through his hair. What the actual hell was he going to do right now? Return a dangerous, mythical creature to a human family who would be dead during the next cycle?

The Losingist Loser that Loses

Hello. My name is Karine. I am a Jenny Craig client. I have lost 53 pounds on Jenny Craig. Before going further, I would like to acknowledge that I do not require any special diets, such as gluten-free, soy-free, or any other restrictions. I have no known food allergies, so I will address none of these things in my blog. I will work off the assumption that if you have such limitations, you will want to discuss this further with your doctor or Jenny Craig consultant. This series is based solely on my personal experience with the diet and the fact that I am not part of the asterisk (*) group at the bottom of the Jenny Craig advertisement that reads “results not typical,” meaning I did lose the advertised amount of weight.

The “asterisk” is asking you for 4 weeks to lose 16-17 lbs, so this will be our goal for the short term.

With the legal mumbo-jumbo out of the way…

You may be curious as to how I beat the asterisk and lost weight, especially if you have tried and failed at the Jenny diet in the past or have reached an immovable plateau on the scale. I will admit I have had some ups and downs on the program. It was not all roses. Mindset was more important than anything; Jenny Craig just made the food part easy.

A bit of history. Jenny Craig was founded by- you guessed it- a nice lady named Jenny Craig who cared about the health of her clients. At one point, it was publicly traded but was delisted in 2001. The company was eventually sold to Midocean Partners, and then Nestle bought them; they are now somewhat independent again under H.I.G. Capital. Each of those entities ran the company differently, including the way the diet itself is managed. That means some older clients may be familiar with the choose your own menu format. This used to work under the other companies; however, to maximize your results on this updated diet, read on.

In the beginning, I would get in my own way by making what now appears to be strange demands and forgetting the position that food should hold in my life- it is a need, not a want. By strange demands, I mean that I would forget that Jenny Craig employs competent chefs and nutritionists: two job qualifications that I clearly do not hold.

Keep a log of what you eat and what foods you find too tempting (trigger foods.) https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B091CJV3SW

“But there are just some things I will not eat, and I am not going to waste money on things I am not going to eat.” This is another example of a saying that used to get in my way. That is not a judgment on you; that was what was so difficult to come to terms with for myself. As mentioned, this a quote by me to my Jenny Craig consultant. I have found those words to be the “devil on my shoulder.”

The most embarrassing part of the quote is that it would be immediately followed up with a complaint that I only lost .02 ounces or that I felt too hungry- as in tummy rumbles and feeling bad physically. I’ll get into why I understand more about why that happened next week. This week, I just want to say “Hi” and introduce my next blog series as a comprehensive review of this program and how it worked for me.

I had to learn to place food in its place- as a need, not a want. If you need snacks over a meal- that is a discussion for an upcoming topic in this blog, but for now, I will not address it further. Once I got that sorted out, I could start working on eliminating foods based on preference and things that I truly found revolting. Once I worked through this, I found there were actually two things I would not eat on the menu- as in truly- I would rather be hungry and wait for the next meal than choke these two items down. I gained control over my needs and wants and knocked that devil off my shoulder.

That was the biggest hurdle to move from losing ounces a week to pounds a week. Let the control go! Jenny Craig is not cheap, and spinning your wheels by feeding an old mindset that leads you to Jenny Craig’s door in the first place is only going to make the program cost twice as much in time, money, and frustration.

Over this series, I will comprehensively review the program and “feeder” mindsets that get in the way.

Part Two – What to consider BEFORE you make that call to Jenny Craig

The Life and Struggles of a Self-Published Author

Part One

I have always had stories floating around in my head, and I always have tried to figure out ways to write them down. Yes, I used the word “try,” and that is exactly what I mean. Let me explain. My first rejection came at the tender age of 6 and a half (the half is important at that age) when my first-grade teacher gave me a big, fat, freshly baked F. Apparently, writing my own story about a magical circus performer in lieu of what she had on the board was frowned upon. She even gave my title “Dance on Air” a big red x accompanied by a ☹ “Not the assignment,” and “see me.”

My mother, who was best friends with my teacher, knew that I had “messed up” before I even got to lunch, let alone home. Now that I am an older adult, the only thing that crosses my mind when I think about this is “Seriously? That upset my teacher so badly that she felt the need to call my mother and whine?” Never mind the fact that I, as a first grader, wrote complete sentences and spelled everything correctly without copying her example verbatim. I was literally given the same grade as the people who did not do the assignment. I guess that was my first lesson with “Not the assignment.”

My second big rejection came in second grade. That torturous year was pitted with one argument after another. I will call her Mrs. Snape because that is how she spoke with the students—like we were something nasty stuck to her shoe. I think back to my 7-year-old self and wonder where on earth the fortitude to constantly challenge her came from. Mrs. Snape was vicious with her criticism. We were learning to write in cursive. She had made it through the entire alphabet, and we were to practice the whole thing. I was like, “Okay, I’ll just write a story.”

As I am writing, I can hear Mrs. Snape going after the other students, “Noel, we have been at this for two weeks.” It was never what she said but the dripping condescension and sarcasm that hung in her tone of voice that was unmistakably calling her students stupid. “You’ll be with me again next year if you can’t figure out how to learn.” Somehow, in my infinite second grade wisdom, I wrote in my messy scroll, “I’d rather die than have to repeat second grade with Mrs. Snape’s ‘curse—-ive’ mouth.” I made sure to leave a big space after curse, so it was clear what I meant. Unfortunately, she had moved on from Noel and was now standing over my shoulder.

I am sure a teacher would be fired for this now, but this was the early 1970s. The only thing I remember was having the paper snatched up with one of her hands and my left arm with the other. In an instant, she had jerked me to my feet and was literally dragging me down the hall to the principal’s office. I remember fighting with her. I attempted to force her to let go—of course that was useless as she jerked my arm harder while half-dragging me.

We burst into the office and she physically plopped me down in a chair while demanding to see the Principal about my “written commentary.” Two hours later (or it could have been fifteen minutes—I was seven, after all) my mother shows up. My mother and I (as most mothers and daughters do) have an extremely complicated relationship, but when it comes to other people being harsh with me, Mrs. Snape was out of her league. I may have received an F—but I was not in trouble at home. I went home with mother and enjoyed watching an afternoon rerun of the recently cancelled “Dark Shadows” followed by my favorite “Star Trek.”

This pattern of “not the assignment” continued for many years. Some teachers did not care as long as I was writing—great—while others would hand out their “Fs” for not following directions. It is a miracle that I graduated. I will have to admit that 8th and 9th grade did involve English class summer school before I could move up.

That is when my mother finally lost her cool with my “affliction” and put a stop to my writing. She did it on such a grand scale that I didn’t write beyond school assignments for decades. That would include continuing not writing after I graduated. I didn’t want to be a loser or homeless person who wouldn’t be able to go to college with all that “summer school” on my record.

When I began working at a college, of course the college professors thought differently. Taking classes was an employee benefit. Of course, the first thing I signed up for was creative writing. When the semester ended and we began our holiday break for three weeks, I was faced with the possibility of boredom. My children were going to visit their grandparents in Tennessee for a week. So not only was I facing being bored, but I was also going to do so alone.

I had been retired from another profession before I started working at the college. Much of that job involved dealing with situations that other people like to think don’t actually exist. As a result, I have a lot of experience witnessing injustices. I came up with the idea of writing 6 short stories about a genie after watching a Twilight Zone marathon on my DVD player. My idea was to take six of the worst cases that I had worked in my previous career and rewrite the outcome with the help of my genie.

The entire storyline came together in two or three days. This short story idea was long abandoned for a six-chapter novel. I started with the least of the worst cases and patterned the chapters from the least worst to the most worst cases. In the end, the genie would realize that before his spirit could move on, he would need to forgive himself for everything he had done over the last 2000 years.

The last master, or the last chapter, deals with the genie struggling to force the wish to have the master’s desired outcome instead of something horrible. This proves to be difficult for him because one bit of hatred still clings to his soul—his own self-loathing proves to be more of a challenge than forgiving those who committed murder. But if he is to get his “wish” of moving on, he must find a way or parish into the lake of fire.

The story came together easily, but writing it took much longer. Nearly a year later, it was finally ready for the editor.

Wait! An editor cost how much! That is three months’ worth of pay!

I was heartbroken that it was absolutely outside of my financial capability to afford this. Once I realized that was the norm, I sobbed bitterly. My mother had been right! I wanted with all my soul for her to be wrong, but she was right. As she had warned, writing would be unattainable for me. The editors may as well be asking a million dollars because neither amount was something that I would have anytime soon. It would take years to save up the money to afford a proper editor, and all with no evidence (even if the book sells well) that I would make money with it, especially enough to make some after recouping the cost of an editor.

The stories sat in a file on my desktop, reminding me of its uselessness every single time I logged onto my computer.

Yet, the buzzing in my brain wouldn’t shut off. I had more scenarios that could use a genie. Now, I have three complete novels featuring genies as they, one by one, come to terms with their situations.

Then Amazon swooped in with its cape! Salvation! I could publish these on my own without paying thousands of dollars to a vanity press.

BACKUP: To answer your question: Yes, I tried to find a literary agent for about six years—over a hundred submissions. Only three had the courtesy to send a form letter rejecting me. The others just ghosted me. One did put a note that she enjoyed the story very much, but I needed to hire an editor.

UGH! More sobbing bitterly. Honestly, you would have thought someone died.

Back to Amazon. After having a grammar-picky friend help me, I continued hunting the roadrunner (only older Wile E Coyote fans will understand that reference). I hit the publishing button and waited. I am not sure what for, but I waited.

Months later I actually sold one copy! Yay! My joy quickly evaporated once I realized the sale was from my boss, the dean at the college. She told me about it at work the next day. She loved the story, but “Dear, you should fire that editor. The dialogue grammar is all wrong.” And it was—the comma was outside the quotation marks, making my work look exactly like what it was… amateurish.

Humiliated, I considered unpublishing the book. Afterall, ONE copy sold isn’t something to brag about. It’s something to deny. {“Why, no, I have never published a book. Why do you ask?”} I resolved to fix this. I did, regrettably, leave the book published because I had solid research to suggest that a book rarely “recovers” after having been unpublished (it loses its rank). I really didn’t believe I could hurt it worse by leaving it. How wrong I was!

Now the “needs editing” reviews would be ON TOP forever, and no amount of money for an editor could fix that. I had ruined my book before it even got off the ground because I could not afford the editing fees. It was like a death. I was truly as crushed as I was the day my mother told me I was going to start following directions in English class or working toward being a “loser.” The sad part was that I had decided to use my year-end-bonus to hire an editor instead of spending it on vacation (fear not—my ex-had bought a vacation for himself and the children, so I was the only one denied).

You can imagine how I felt when more reviews came in about the book needing editing. Yes, the editor I hired changed “Kneeling” to “Knelling.” It would be years before I would attempt publishing anything again. And it would take nearly five years to save back enough money for my ‘missed’ vacation. {I went to Los Vegas for a teaching conference! 😊}

Thankfully, by then I had made some friends in the industry and could now afford a proper editor—with references! I had the book edited properly and republished it. No copies have been sold beyond the free ones that Amazon occasionally hosts, but I knew that once my book lost its rank, it most likely would never recover. But, at least, it is now fixed and not hovering out there as a cyberspace embarrassment.

(Here it is if anyone would like to invest a whopping .99 cents. A Genie’s Point of View.)

As an officer, I used to tell people that if you can’t afford car insurance, you really can’t afford to drive. You are risking too much even if it’s the other person’s fault. As an author, I tell you, you can end your career before it even starts, no matter how long or how much you have wanted to write. If you can’t afford a proper editor, you can’t afford to put your name on the novel.

To this day, I still wonder if the book wouldn’t have been condemned to the bottom seller list if I had just waited for the money to afford an editor. I actually set my writing ambitions back a decade by skipping this step, or worse, trying to “half’ do it. Because not only did I hurt the sales, but I also did something my mother and teachers could have never done—took away my desire to write.

It wasn’t until the COVID quarantine went national that I sat down with my computer to “entertain” myself because I couldn’t stand the news anymore. They were making everything so political instead of just reporting it. Writing had finally returned as my companion to help shut out the world. This time, I’ll have my list of proven editors to work with, so my work will have a great start.

I also hope that I can now use my experience to help others. It may be too late for my first novel, but another will follow, and in the process, I have a great deal of research, insight, and much more polished grammar skills to help those in need. Here is my story editing gig (I don’t do copy-editing, even if I am now better at catching errors.)

Coming next month: What I didn’t know about self-marketing

Chapter 1 of A Genie’s Point of View

THE WISDOM OF WISHFUL THINKING

A large passenger jet had crashed in the Libyan Desert. Lucius corrected himself mid-thought; it had been shot down. No one on board had survived. He and the other Angels of Death moved amongst the wreckage picking up their assigned souls for the Angels of Justice to sort.

He walked alongside Rubius, the Archangel of Death, surveying the damage, and assisting with supervising the soul purge. His sandals crunching on some of the melted glass from the impact in the sand. His red kilt hung just below his muscular thighs. As horrific as everything seemed here, it was just another day at the office for them. Normally the soul evacuation from the crash should be a fast assignment with all the help they had. He would normally move on to a new assignment, but his day was just beginning to get strange. He could feel it, something was out of sorts. He couldn’t put his finger on it.

“This is quite an eternal tab for the souls of the terrorists,” Rubius said, referring to the fact that the odds of the Angels of Mercy helping their souls when they eventually died had just narrowed to near zero. The Arch’s present was another sign that Lucius’ day was about to take a turn. Rubius was the boss- the angel in charge. Lucius, being the Under Archangel of Death, had his entire team here, so they didn’t necessarily need the help.

“Kalila Shey, right there.” Lucius pointed. It was getting harder to tell the charred remains from the charred wreckage.

Rubius nodded as he reached over and tapped the arm of a middle-aged woman to purge her from her mangled remains. The spirit rose and stood next to them.

“Father!” The woman waved happily and stepped forward to greet him like she had not seen him in many decades. She had no idea it wasn’t her father, no idea that the angels’ appearance would be different to each person who laid eyes on them.

“Hello, Kalila,” Rubius said, before allowing her soul to release into the white light with a wave of his hand. She evaporated before she could speak further.

Lucius thought, when it came to seeing souls off, one would think the Archangel was a bit short with his words, offering a “Hello, and off with you” without a second thought. But, if the truth be known, Lucius was not very talkative with the dead either. There was no sense in having conversations with them, but he tried to sound as if he cared, or at least to offer an explanation if something crazy happened to them, but so far no one had asked questions about this event. They were all still too stunned to react. He stepped over something that looked like it had once been an e-reader. It was a melted mess now. ‘That also explains why no one is trying to run away. Facts were facts; no one could outrun Death, and Judgment was always on Death’s heels, followed closely by the Angels of Justice, who were not known for their mercy.

He moved over to a young man and tapped his shoeless, charred foot with his finger. The man’s spirit rose and stood next to Lucius. As the man looked at the angel his mouth opened wide, in a useless attempt to scream.

To other angels, Lucius was angelically handsome with brown hair, blue eyes, and a tall muscular figure. Rubius appeared distinctly African with handsome dark features and almond eyes. However, as Angels of Death, humans only saw their own souls reflected back, and not the angel’s appearance. It was like looking into a soul mirror. Lucius wasn’t sure why that was. He had been told that the more undesirable souls were unworthy to lay eyes on the angel’s true form, but Lucius strongly suspected there was another reason, such as self-reflection of the soul. It seemed to him that it was more important for the soul to see itself versus the angel.

And right now, this man was a seeing an unimaginable horror, or rather, a horror only he could imagine.

“A picture is worth a thousand words, is it not?” Lucius said, smiling. He was referencing the fact that the man had been in the process of trying to set up a fake photoshoot of a celebrity’s marital affair so he could sell it to a newspaper. The story he was going to sell was a complete lie. Lucius smiled wider. This guy had a partner on the plane – a model. He needed to find her.

The man tried to scream again.

“Oh stop it. It’s useless,” Lucius said, shooing the man away.

All around the man shadows came alive, sucked the man down, and then he was gone.

“Bye,” Lucius said, pulling his red cloak hood up, and looking around for the man’s partner. He had something special in mind for her.

He couldn’t remember the last time anyone, aside from another angel, had seen him for himself. It had to have been at least three thousand years. For most humans the reflection was that of a beloved relative who had passed away, such as the woman earlier who had mistaken the Archangel for her beloved father. For humans like this man he was sometimes viewed as a horrible zombie-like creature, a hideous dehydrated mummy, or if he was personally angry with the person, a charred burned figure. The best or worst transformation, depending on one’s point of view, was a molten tornado of hellfire that flattened into a whirlpool before sucking the soul down to the Angels of Judgment.

The only thing he knew for sure was that the individuals who saw him at his worst would not be going to The Lake of Fire or Eternal Darkness, but someplace much worse. He called it Special Hell, not that it actually had a name. While it was true that the entire lot was just plain Hell. There was something about the simplicity of the name that seemed to leave off the full dynamics of the place reserved for the worse souls, and so Special Hell it was. Ultimately, he figured people get out of death only what they put into life. Some things you can bank and take with you. Whether or not it was wanted, was a whole other matter for discussion. He looked out at the Libyan Desert with its rising sun highlighting the browns, beiges, and reds that made up the landscape. The beauty was a stark contrast to the mayhem caused by the crash.

“Hey, look at this one,” Rubius called from a few feet away, pulling Lucius away from enjoying the view.

He stepped over a burning piece of airplane seat. Lying there, next to Rubius, was a young woman who had once been very pretty. Because of the crash she was burned so badly that she had pieces of charred bone exposed where her skin used to be. Amazingly, she still had a slight glow of life about her. It was the model who had been with the screaming man. He smiled.

“What do you think? Six feet?” Rubius said, trying to guess her height. “She seems really tall for a woman.”

Lucius shrugged. “She is American,” he said, noticing her Greek and Native American bone structure.

Rubius leaned over her, cocking his eyebrow. “Strange.”

“How is it she still has a glow? I am not detecting any life here,” Lucius said, also leaning over her. “If we are here, her soul should be ready for us. Yet, this one clung to the charred remains of her body, as if there were a slight chance she would heal and get on with her life.” He didn’t even notice the double-take that Rubius just gave him.

Seeing a soul in this condition sparked a distant memory for Lucius. The glow was so rare that he had never actually seen it himself. He had only heard tales from other angels, but not in more than five thousand years. He would have to look it up, because he knew this one was destined for The Lake of Fire, yet something in her glowed pure enough that the harshness of this judgment confused him. Something out of the ordinary had happened to her during her life, aside from being shot out of the sky. He looked up at brightening blue of the sky.

Rubius smiled at him. “There are many different reasons for an afterglow. Maybe she has not figured out that she is dead yet, or maybe she was up to something and is relieved that she died before she got to accomplish it, so the purity of her repentance is showing through?” He shrugged, “Or, perhaps she has some unfinished business and she is so focused on completing it that death is a secondary priority? I ran into that once, but there was no glow. The soul got up and continued trying to kill the one who had killed him. We will have to change her priorities for her.” At that, he bent over the woman, and poked at her leg, but nothing happened. He stood up and propped his hands on his hips. “She’s a fighter.”

“D’Jin?” Lucius asked, referencing a rare condition that most living people referred to as a genie. She did not seem D’Jin to him, but it was the only comparison he could think of.

Rubius answered with a shrug that seemed to indicate he was still clueless. “Most D’Jin answer directly to the Angel of Death who took them. Neither of us have ever taken one.”

Lucius nodded. “Maybe it’s her way of asking?” Whether or not a soul was placed in D’Jin service was solely at the discretion of the Angel of Death taking them. Due to the stigma of D’Jin, it was rare for an angel to grant this ultimate favor to a soul. This woman was assigned to Rubius, who did not take on genies. Because he was the Arch and he had so many other responsibilities he could not devote himself to supervising or training a D’Jin. But as the Under Arch, Lucius wasn’t in any position to take one either.

Lucius was also very leery about D’Jin because they were notoriously unpredictable, and particularly talented in twisting word meanings. On more than one occasion they had been vicious creatures, even to those who did nothing to deserve their ire. Why an angel would grant D’Jin service to a soul was beyond his comprehension – or at least it had been until now.

They were difficult to supervise. They required micromanaging, which ultimately meant for Lucius that they required too much time. They could easily push their wish masters in the wrong direction; A direction they would not have taken if not for the genie’s influence. This brought up the difficult argument of who the subsequent sin belonged to, the genie or the person who was pushed into an un-maneuverable situation?

D’Jin was supposed to be a third chance, but ever since Lucius could remember, only fourteen, had moved on into the white light, or had been promoted to angel. The others were usually sent to Eternal Darkness because of their predatory nature. Out of the entire group only seven were still in service, and they were mostly younger ones. The youngest was merely two hundred years old; whereas the oldest was nearly twenty-six hundred years. He didn’t like dealing with them, but some of his assigned angels supervised genies so on occasion he was required to intervene. If he had to intervene too much, he would send the D’Jin on so as not to have the continued interruption of order.

He smiled as he remembered something about the stories of the glow from his days as a cherub- nearly 9000 years ago. The Archangel of Death, the one prior to Rubius, had found an angel by trusting the glow. Not only that, but this found angel had stayed with the Death Battalion until she had finally moved on to light along with the former Arch. Not that memories explain why this particular woman was glowing, it just seems to indicate a certain level of loyalty could be expected. And maybe, it could push the odds of the gamble he was about to take into his favor.

He shifted his thoughts back to genies. Although the chance of deceit was high, he knew they could also be kind and thoughtful. Another fact, no one could teach valuable lessons more thoroughly than a genie. Ultimately the purpose of these lessons was to open the minds of both master and genie to a better way of living, resulting in a better death for both of them. In fact, one of his longtime friends was the longest-serving genie, Darius. Then he got an idea. He definitely needed to take this woman. If his memory was true, she could be the answer to a long unanswered prayer that he heard someone constant pray.

“Do you mind if I have her?” Lucius asked, reaching for her leg.

“Go right ahead.” Rubius shrugged a third time, smiling as he moved on to a couple who were still embraced and belted into their seats. He touched them and the white light took their souls on together. They hadn’t even noticed the Arch.

Lucius pulled hard at the woman’s soul, and was beginning to feel defeated. “What!? Do you really want to lay here forever in the desert and become The Haunted Plane tourist attraction?”

Finally, he wrestled her free of her body.

Indeed, she was six feet tall, her long black hair curling slightly around her pale, heart-shaped face. Her large dark brown eyes focused on him before closing as she went limp, completely unaware that passing out was only a residual memory, and not actually possible anymore. He grinned; maybe she would do alright. There is nothing wrong with being horrified by what was happening at the moment. “It is alright,” he said, and patted her on the back between the shoulder blades. “It is just a bit overwhelming right now.”

Rubius glanced over at him with a puzzled look on his face. “I have never seen you show such compassion to anyone.” He squinted at her. “You know, she bears a remarkable resemblance to…”

“I know who she looks like. It only confirms she’ll be a good fit for this assignment,” Lucius said, vanishing with the woman.

***

Darius sat in his deckchair on the balcony of his Dubai high rise condo overlooking the Persian Gulf. He was the only namesake left to King Darius, given that his father had named him after the King of Persia. He, like his father, had been a member of the court of King Darius, the third King of the Achaemenid Empire. Not that anyone remembered or cared about the Empire in these modern times. But still, it felt good to him to remember his once-grand life.

His appearance was different for an early Persian. First, he was unusually tall for an ancient, probably because he had access to better food than the peasants. His straight black hair was cut uncharacteristically short, for his time-frame, but circumstances in his life had caused this change necessary. The fact was about four months before he died; one of his children had picked up lice. In order to eliminate the infestation the whole family had to shave their heads to get rid of it. He never allowed himself to think about his children anymore – it was too painful. He shoved the thought out of his mind as he forced himself to stop running his fingers through his hair.

After he died it was one drama master after another. The ingrates never appreciated a decent wish executed to their specifications. He half huffed and half smirked. With any luck, he could avoid them for a few months and just stare at the sea.

The condo in Dubai was the best home he had since he was a living child, safe in his father’s house. He planned to stay here for as long as the peace would hold out, which he hoped would be a very long time. Since becoming a genie he had only had four homes; one in Eastern China near the East China Sea, one by the Black Sea, one in southern France with a view of the Atlantic, and then finally here in Dubai on the Persian Gulf. He was assigned to, and had worked in, the Americas for at least the last fifteen hundred years. The Native Americans in the area he frequented thought he was an evil coyote spirit sent to torment them. Perhaps he was, who knew for sure why he still existed. But once the colonists from Europe arrive his life got more interesting. One had accidentally wished a whole settlement away. He smiled at the memory of it being the last wish and the master’s realization that he couldn’t undo it.

He settled further into his chair. It was great to lounge here and watch the sun come up, only five more hours to wait. He ran his finger over the fine Beachwood deck chair. He had taken two of them from the deck of the Titanic before it sank. They were still in near pristine condition, twice he had to wish the dry rot away.  That was before he decided to buy conditioners for them, and maintain the deck chairs manually rather than wishing them back to pristine condition.

It was good to do actual work even though wishing was easier and less time-consuming. He had found over the years that too much wishful thinking could lead to slothfulness. It was really over the top when a genie turned so lazy that he couldn’t even fathom walking anymore because it became too much effort. Several genie friends had reached this point more than 200 years ago. They distinctly reminded Darius of the pictures that humans drew of genies, with the smoky tail instead of legs and feet. The image was so strong in society that on at least two occasions he had turned his legs to smoke in order to convince people he was, in fact, a genie.

“No, Darius, you aren’t just a genie, you are the quintessential one.” He smiled to himself as he wished for the only physical pleasure a genie was allowed, a drink, in this case, a vanilla cappuccino. It instantly appeared in his left hand. No point in having to work all the time. He sipped it as he leaned the rest of the way back into his chair. He thought back to the time when he acquired these chairs.

The Titanic wish had been one of his best wishes to date. Who would have ever thought that someone would actually wish to rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic, just hours before it sank? He smiled, of course, she had not actually said those words but he loved it when he could manipulate a wish into some fun. He patted the chair, at least it had been fun for him.

She had wished for an adventure on a great and luxurious ocean liner. She neglected to include a ticket in her wish, and the result was the choice of the brig or deck duty to pay for a steerage ticket. She also forgot to include a return date for this adventure, hence Darius’ choice of the Titanic.

She had tried to wish her way out of the doomed voyage, but the trip had been her final wish, so he had simply waved goodbye, grabbed two deck chairs, and then wished himself safe at his home, which was in Southern France at the time. The resident genie had complained about Darius ‘using’ her people as playthings. He had been in deep trouble over the incident, but it had been worth it. Now, the once wondering genie just rested on his backside, buffing his deck chairs. He very rarely ventured outside his condo, let alone the building. It wasn’t worth the ire of the angels to risk running into the locals again.

“You still have those old things,” the dark voice of Lucius came from the living room, which in this climate and culture should have been an extension of the balcony’s splendor. But not in Darius’ house.

Lucius gently set the woman down on the couch and looked around as if expecting to see something new. As usual, there was nothing new. “Has anyone ever suggested to you that your obsession with minimalism is has been taken to new heights?”

He only had four pieces of furniture; the two deck-chairs, which he was found in, a Moroccan couch, which reminded him more of a bed than a couch, and a folding Korean dinner table that had short, stubby legs so one could sit on the floor and dine. He stifled a sigh. “Lucius,” he greeted. But if the Under Arch Angel was here, something was up.

“Why a being that did not eat had a dinner table was beyond Lucius’ comprehension,” he said, frowning at the table.

“You would have me clutter up my space with a bunch of stuff?”

“Not that I foster the idea of having too many things, but at least a side table for your cappuccinos might be useful. Draperies, on the other hand, are everywhere. I will bet you have at least five hundred thousand dollars in drapes. There were even some you have acting as room dividers, which is useful since you never bothered to have the walls in the condo constructed. You basically left it a big cement room, despite the fact that you could have wished anything you wanted in here. You could have wished your home into a showplace, but instead, you have gone with the plain prison walls look accented with old, outdated, Persian palace draperies. It speaks volumes about who you really are a mismatched nothing, but you would never admit that to yourself – would you?”

Darius smiled, as he patted the armrest of his chair. “Best chairs ever, and since I am nearly twenty-six hundred years old that is saying something. And for the record…” he was about to say something else, but stopped mid-thought, as he noticed the unconscious young lady lying on his three-hundred-year-old Moroccan couch. She was wearing a gray and black suit, with a very short skirt and his senses went on immediate alert. Something about her was very dangerous, and he didn’t like it. “Whoo-hoo-noooo, No strays!” he said, pointing at the woman and shaking his finger. He did not move from the comfort of his chair and tried to appear cool, but it was all he could do to keep from jumping up and making her leave.

Lucius gave him a cockeyed look, “I find your lack of movement encouraging. If you were truly wanting her gone, you would have teleported off with her, with the intent of leaving her in some remote area. Not that I wouldn’t have immediately found you.” He folded his arms.

“I haven’t ruled that out.”

“Darius,” Lucius clicked his tongue. “You know that trying to play hide and seek with an Angel of Death was like trying to go unseen while running naked down the field during the Super Bowl. So, please let any so-called bright ideas drain from your mind now.” He spiraled his left hand in a downward motion.

“I don’t need,” he pointed over his shoulder at the woman, “that thing on my couch.”

Lucius ignored his last statement. “You like mementos of your boundaries?” he asked, floating over, and taking a seat next to Darius in the empty deck chair, patting the arm rail to it.

Darius stared at him unafraid. He like other non-angels, did not see Lucius in his true form. What he saw instead was his large dark and dehydrated figure as it filled the entire deck chair with almost a foot of overhang for his legs. “You know, with your seven and a half foot tall form, human furniture never fits you comfortably.” He sipped at his cappuccino, before glancing at Lucius out of the corner of his eye. “I did not kill her, she was right next to a lifeboat when the iceberg hit,” he said, patting the arm rail to his own chair, before glancing over at the woman. She was really pretty. He recollected himself, and glared at Lucius. “What is that doing here?” He pointed with his thumb.

Lucius smirked. Choosing to ignore Darius’ glare, he stuck with the original topic, “Alright, but – A, The iceberg did not hit the Titanic, it was the other way around. Really, you make it sound as though the iceberg pursued the ship. B, your master almost died from exposure when they tossed her out of the lifeboat once they discovered she had been a stowaway. And C, If I had not shown up when I did she, indeed, would have died from exposure,” he said, with more than a hint of disappointment.

Darius would have held his breath if he were able. Genies were not, under any circumstances, allowed to decide the time of death for anyone. This was solely the Archangel of Death’s responsibility and he did not take kindly to anyone doing his job for him. Which explained why people who committed suicide went directly into The Molten Gravel Pit for pickaxe duty until their actual time of death came. Murder victims, on the other hand, waited in the garden with the angels, until Judgment Angels came for them. He held his stoic ground. If Lucius wanted him gone- he would be. But they both were sitting here talking, and since it had been years since Darius had a master Lucius couldn’t be here on official business- could he? He glanced over at the woman.

He turned his attention back to the angel. “It’s not my problem she was such a shrew they tossed her overboard. She shouldn’t have started fighting with the guy rowing, maybe, then he would not have exposed her as a stowaway,” Darius said, again glancing at the woman lying on his couch. She had long pretty, jet black hair and very pale skin. But then most dead people did, even if they were a person of color. In fact, it had taken nearly three weeks for Darius’ skin tone to return to its normal tanned shade.

“You know better than anyone that genies cannot allow the death of their master. Yet the Titanic was not your most recent brush with causing the near-death of your master; was it?” Lucius folded his arms. “Remember John wishing for the rabbits, the ones you wished into his possession that were infested with fleas which were further infested with Bubonic Plague? Only you could, or would, make the phrase ‘killer bunnies’ actually sound like a weapon of mass destruction. You know, that is exactly what bothers your supervising angel, Bethanthony so much,” he said, staring at Darius with his horrible mummified, black eyes. “I know you can be a tricky person to drop in on with strangers.” He raised a rotten eyebrow at Darius, who just sat there. “Apparently, the revolt and subsequent invasion of Persia by Babylon, followed up by being dragged to your untimely death by enemy horses, has turned you off unannounced visits.” His tone trailed up as if asking a question.

Darius sipped his drink, ignoring the trip down memory lane.

“Cat…got your tongue?” Lucius smiled, referring to the fact that Darius’ human body had been left to the alley cats. It was a low blow. “To add to your shame, Genies are dressed in whatever they die in. In order to change clothes, you have to wish your death imprinted clothes away, but even that is only temporary. It must take a lot of concentration to maintain this wonderfully, distinguished ensemble.” He eyed Darius up and down, giving him the feeling of being underdressed in his own home.

At the time of his death, Darius had been dragged from his bed in the middle of the night, long before pajamas became the rage, His issue was just the opposite from what other genies have to deal with. Luckily for Lucius and the woman, he had taken the time to wish his favorite outfit on – turquoise Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirt with ridiculously colorful tropical flowers on it.

“I have seen you in that outfit since 1938,” Lucius also, again, glancing back at the woman.

“All right, no more distractions. Dead girl off the couch,” Darius demanded, snapping his fingers and pointing out toward the gulf; as if genie magic would work against an angel.

Lucius smirked and then sighed. “Her name is Paige. She was a behind-the-scenes tabloid minx. The sort the paparazzi were proud to call their own. Her plane was shot down over the Libyan Desert, 321 souls were taken. Well, 322 if you include Paige. I was talking with the Arch and thought perhaps she could be trained in the way of the D’Jin. She basically has a good heart. She simply suffered a brief lapse in judgment too close to the end of her life. You will just have to discover the rest of her story on your own,” he said, offering a rotten, toothy grin.

Darius narrowed his eyes at Lucius. “I have never known you to have mercy on anyone. Why not just send her on to her reward,” he said with more than a hint of sarcasm, before getting up and walking over to her.

She was really quite pretty. No, not just pretty, extraordinarily beautiful, and strangely familiar. Where did he know her from?’ He leaned over to look at her. “Is she local Dubai? She looks like she could be.”

Lucius teleported from the chair to stand next to Darius. He took Darius’ zebra skin throw off the edge of the couch and covered Paige, who was still shivering a bit. “Half Shawnee, and half Greek, or more simply put American.”

“Oh come on!” Darius said, snatching the throw off. “You’re an Angel of Death! Surely you have sent people on to their reward before? Why not just molten whirl-o-nado her, or something?” He twirled his arm in the air to demonstrate the tornado. “Why the sudden reluctance to do your job and start tucking people in? Besides, you know full well that genies can’t feel temperature; it is just a reflection of what she remembers, and only because you touched her with your freezing self.” Angels were the only beings who could have a profound physical effect on a genie, aside from another genie.

“Perhaps, I can take both of you in the so-named- whirl – o – nado. But then that would condemn her forever when you are the only one being difficult here. I think she would be a good genie, and, since there are only seven of you left, your ranks could use some bolstering.”

Darius frowned, as he folded his zebra throw and tossed it on his little table. “See- it’s good for holding my throw.”

“I had hoped that you would take on this training assignment, in an effort to get back into good graces with Bethanthony. Although you do not seem to care what she thinks, which I find quite puzzling, since she is the only thing standing between you and a long swim in The Lake of Fire,” Lucius said, frowning, and then pointing at the throw, “What were you carrying about not feeling temperature?”

“Training rookies is not my issue, and Bethanthony is….well – Bethanthony,” he said, crossing his arms, trying to balance his cappuccino.

“You know, if you spill it, you can wish it clean, and then wish another into your hand,”

Darius shrugged, “So, throw all agility and coordination out the window – – – because I can? And I am not the training official, so I am not dealing with her.”

“A-hem, since you are the most experienced genie we have, that, indeed, makes you the D’Jin training coordinator. So, I am going to ignore that last remark as an extraordinarily naive deflection from an otherwise intelligent individual.” Lucius reached over and took Darius’ cappuccino, downing the rest of it in one gulp, and then expertly dropping the cup through a tiny black hole that he opened up and closed.

“You have got to be kidding me, really, dude? You just made that up,” he said, immediately wishing a full cup into his hand.

The woman stirred a bit. “What happened?”

“You died, and I am trying to talk Darius into taking you on as a genie’s apprentice,” Lucius said, explaining as if he were reporting the stock quotes of the day, and not informing someone of their death.

“Wha…” she said, trying to stand up, but she looked like she thought the room started spinning, so she sat back down.

“You died,” Darius said, with a growing impatience. He nearly spilled his fresh cappuccino by trying to motion with both hands for Lucius to get rid of her. There was something about her that was unsettling. Not in a bad way, but in a way that told him the angels were changing his genie’s agreement. He did not want his so-called contract to change. He was happy with the way things were.

“I am not dead. I am talking to you,” she said, sounding very groggy.

She wiped at her eyes and put her hands down. “What’s wrong with my eyes?” Suddenly, she opened them wide staring at Lucius, and then screamed, “Oh my God! Satan has come for me!” She nearly bit her fingers as she let out another higher-pitched scream.

Lucius sighed, “It’s Lucius, not Lucifer,” he huffed. “And, as an Angel of Death, you only see in me what is inside you.” He looked stumped, “How does Bethanthony have the patience to deal with genies? I cannot tell you how tempted I am to send you both on to your so-called rewards. Why will you not simply cooperate without being forced?”

Darius spoke to Paige first. “You don’t actually have eyes; you are still adjusting to death. Oh, Luci, please just send her on to her reward,” he begged, knowing he was starting to sound a bit desperate. Why was she so familiar? He wanted to ask but was afraid of the answer. Lucius was not known for his diplomacy when having to restate what he thought should be obvious.

“The Archangel and I do not think she needs Eternal Darkness, or The Lake of Fire. She can learn the way of the D’Jin. You can teach her, and you will both be better for it,” Lucius said, sounding rather bristled at being called ‘Luci’. “You are also aware that only the Archangel calls me that, and that was only because the two of us have known each other since we were cherubs, thousands of years ago.”

“Oh, Okay, Under-Archangel Lucius,” Darius said, folding his arms and tossing the coffee away.

“That is Under-Archangel of Death, as in Bethanthony’s supervisor. Further as in – the decider of your continued existence on this plane. You are training her,” he pointed at Paige, “and that is final.”

“I am not dead. I can touch you,” Paige stated, pulling at Lucius’ black cloak. “It’s so strange. The color was so black that is hard to see it. Almost like a black crystal.” She pressed against her face. “It’s soft, like a fine silk fabric that would have cost several hundred dollars a yard. How much was this?”

“You cannot buy one. And, you can touch me because I am an angel. You may also touch Darius here, simply because you are both genies. You may not touch, or be touched by a human- you will pass through. You may touch things, but you have to think about it otherwise you will just pass through them much like a ghost,” Lucius explained.

“Wait, I have not agreed to anything. You cannot play that word game with me, just calling us ‘both’ genies,” Darius said, using the same pompously correct word formation and angelic accent that Lucius normally used. As far as he was concerned Lucius could find another genie to train her. He knew there were others who were experienced enough to do it.

Lucius folded his arms and snorted hard enough for small flames to come out his nose. “Are you being deliberately difficult? You know I can force the issue, but we both know it would be better for everyone if you just came to your senses,” he said folding both arms under his cloak, making him even more ominous.

Paige stood up, letting go of the cloak, and looked out the giant wall of open windows and doors with their billowing draperies. She walked over to the edge of the balcony and leaned on the rail, squinting, as if that would explain where she was. “Where am I?”

“Dubai, and this is Darius, D’Jin training coordinator,” he said offering a sideways grin. “I am trying to convince him to take you on as an apprentice. This will save you from what I am supposed to do with you,” Lucius said, with an unnatural calm. “Perhaps I should just send both of you on and forget the whole thing?” He took a deep breath, attempting to calm himself and avoid becoming a charred mess in front of everyone. “But, I do not think that would be the correct thing to do.”

“Du…bai,” she whispered, either ignoring or not understanding what Lucius just explained. Am I supposed to be in Dubai? Is that right? Wasn’t I supposed to be headed for New Delhi?”

“I haven’t taken an apprentice in…Well, about 200 years. What makes you think I am up for that?” Darius objected. He was perfectly content with the way things were, which was probably why Lucius had brought her here in the first place. Angels liked to mix things up and usually just after he got comfortable with who he was, where he was, and what he was doing. But there was something in her voice that made him want to listen to it for hours on end, something soothing and familiar. He couldn’t remember where he had heard her voice before. He was afraid of change, and this was going to be a massive one. Even with all his experience, he was no match for the nine-thousand-year-old Under-Arch Angel of Death. Whatever Lucius was up to, he was along for the ride.

“What? If I am dead how can I be an apprentice to anything? I am still not convinced I am dead. Have I been kidnapped?” she asked, folding her arms and leaning hard on her left hip, tapping her spiked, high-heel on the floor.

“Kidnapped? Are you kidding?” Darius said, with more than a hint of sarcasm. He walked over and pushed her up and over the railing.

She screamed and screamed, flailing her arms and legs about, completely unaware that she was not falling. If her heels were not permanently imprinted on her feet they surely would have been sent flying. Finally, she seemed to run out of interest in screaming. He had to laugh at her because her screaming just seemed to fade away as if she got bored with it instead of realizing that she was not falling. “Maybe she would not be too bad to train. She might even provide a good laugh.”

“Honestly!” Lucius exclaimed in a low gravelly voice, “You…are…embarrassing…me!” He grabbed her ankle, and pulled her back on to the balcony, while Darius leaned lazily on the railing, chuckling.

“Wait a minute!” she said, rubbing the spot on her ankle where Lucius grabbed her. “You froze my foot! It is freezing, like someone flash froze it.” She stopped rubbing it, and looked up at Lucius. “He said you were going to toss me into a dark…Lake of flaming…Darkness.” She stood and darted over to hide behind Darius.

Lucius teleported across the room to stand directly next to her. “You cannot outrun me. No one can, even those who killed you and the others will not escape me when the time comes. You really are quite hysterical at the moment, because I believe I said I was trying to avoid tossing you into Eternal Darkness or The Lake of Fire. And, may I point out, that you just ran to hide behind the ever-so-charming genie who proved you were dead by tossing you over the balcony on the forty-second floor.”

“I don’t want to be dead. I want to go home! I want to be alive again,” Paige said, now sounding as hysterical as she was acting. “Why can’t I remember where home is, or whether or not I have a family? How come I vividly remember being on the plane, and being on assignment. I was flying from London to New Delhi, with the stopover in Tripoli. Do I live in London? Why was I going to New Delhi?”

Darius giggled, “You don’t – live – anywhere. You are dead.”

“You most certainly may not return to your body. You should have seen the mangled state of it. Absolutely not,” Lucius said, as if he were telling a small child that she could not have a candy at the checkout. “When your time is up, it is up. And trust me, if you saw it, you would not want to go back to it.”

“Why do I have to be in a burning lake of darkness? If it is on fire, how is it dark?” she asked, trying to sound steady, but she sounded like a hysterical person. “Why can’t I remember anything? Why can I remember my name was Paige Louise Ambrosia, but beyond that I do not remember anything except the flight details? I left London and was flying to New Dehli. Where did I live? Where did I go to school? What language did I speak?”

“During your life you caused deceit to prosper. That is listed as a forbidden behavior.” Lucius folded his arms. “And if you really want to know what The Lake is like I can show you,” He said matter-of-fact, as he checked his fingernails. They were quite horrible, broken, and jagged. He sighed, “The trip is normally a one-way ticket to damnation, Hell Fire, Brimstone, etc. However, the circumstances and events leading up to the reason you almost committed the act you did leads me to believe that you would be a very good genie.”

“Hold on, I know I didn’t report lies- Hey! I was a reporter! And, I think I am fine with The Lake remaining a mystery,” Paige said, straightening her short, leather skirt, and then defensively folding her arms.

Darius smiled at her. She was obviously still reeling by what just happened to her.

Lucius laughed, to Paige it all sounded horribly frightening, but she still stood her ground, which impressed Darius. Lucius shook his long skeletal finger at her. “Oh no, you did much worse than that. You reported half-truths and let people draw their own wrong conclusions. You also provided an avenue for people to happily lie to themselves. Not only that, but you personally prospered over it in the form of a paycheck. That, Paige, makes all the self-told lies your sin, and yours alone.” He paused for a moment and he made a presenting motion to accentuate her expensive clothing. “Designer suit jacket $2300, leather vest- $559, $300 scalloped edge bra, leather skirt, $1200. 24-carat gold and emerald cobra pin $4500, and 4 ½ inch strappy platform heels at a mere $1900,” He huffed, returning his arms to his cloak. “Well, at least that was the main damning offense among others… Prostitution, causing family arguments, engaging in evil plots, and so on,” he said, sounding very bored, as he eyed the outfit up and down.

It appeared to dawn on her that this was indeed the proverbial ‘it’. “So, the next few minutes, or possibly seconds, will decide my fate for eternity. If Darius refuses to train me, there’s no more second chances?” She looked like she wanted to burst into tears. “I can’t cry,” she said, rubbing her eyes vigorously.

“Because you’re dead,” Darius exclaimed, rolling his eyes hard.

She walked over and sat down on the Titanic deck chair that Lucius had vacated. Once curled up in it she seemed awfully small in comparison to Lucius. Darius stared at her for a moment. It felt extremely comfortable and safe to be around her. There was something about her that made him want to please her.

“Anyway,” Lucius said, pompously reorganizing his robes, before becoming more serious with Darius. “I wanted you to know that her ability to twist words and manipulate meaning is already very well established. She would be easy to train, because in her life she has already mastered the basics. She would just need a bit of direction in using it to teach humans as individuals.”

Then Lucius walked over to her. “Do not worry, you will not have to go to the Lake or the Darkness. The fact that Darius has not really taken his eyes off of you since I pulled her back over the railing means he would take you on as an apprentice. It was just a matter of getting passed the initial ‘no’. Hopefully, I could get two, or maybe even three, problems cleared up with just one apprentice. Furthermore, if I am a blessed with extraordinary luck there will be a special gift at the end of all this, one that will be the answer to the largest conundrum I am facing.”

“What could possibly be upheaving an Angel of Death?” Darius asked.

Lucius shrugged, “Super-secret Angel business.”

Paige ran her finger along the side of the deck chair. “Is this a chair from the Titanic?” she asked, tracing the White Star, logo stamped into the Beachwood.

Lucius smiled, showing all of his rotted teeth. “The Titanic story is one of Darius’ favorite wishes, next to the one master who wished for Black Beard’s treasure, which was another brush with death since the treasure was currently at the bottom of the ocean.”

Darius nodded, as he offered a toothy grin. “Yes, someone wished to rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic, so I took the opportunity to salvage these two before the ship sank. I must admit I did put the logo on myself, since they were originally just plain deck chairs. I thought they needed to be remembered.”

Lucius took two steps backward, and wrapped his cloak tightly around himself in a futile attempt to look smaller and melt into the background.

She stood and moved the chair over one way and then back as if trying to recreate the wish. Making a face, she asked, “Who in their right mind would wish for that? There are a hundred things I could think of if I had a wish; not being on a plane that was shot down or on a sinking ship would be at the top of my list.”

Darius laughed, “She didn’t actually wish to rearrange deck chairs. She wished for a luxury liner trip. What she forgot to include was a return date, and she neglected to ask for a ticket. She became an indentured servant. Her job was to keep chairs arranged for the first-class passengers.”

Paige half snorted and half giggled, “Did she die?”

“Nearly, Lucius prevented it,” Darius said, pointing directly at Lucius.

Lucius sighed. So much for his attempt to disappear unnoticed. “Even though genies cannot kill they can make it very difficult to live. Most genies, who grant someone a death wish, wait to make sure they confirm the time of death first. This way they avoid trouble with their supervising angel, or more importantly the Archangel of Death,” he said, glancing hard at Darius, who shrugged and tried to smile innocently.

“So when your time is up, it is up. What did she learn?” she asked turning her back to Darius and facing Lucius. She looked him up and down. It was obvious she was trying to hold her composure and not gawk at him.

“Coveting is bad.” Darius answered. “And, I will have her as an apprentice.”

“So, no flaming darkness?” she asked Lucius looking more demure than she had since she awoke. “Still, something about the way he said ‘I will have her,’ makes me nervous.”

“Not yet, and it would be either Eternal Darkness, or The Lake of Fire. However, I will mention the flaming darkness to the Archangel of Justice, if you think you would prefer such a thing,” Lucius said, offering a particularly unnerving grin. “I am positive it can be arranged. He can be very flexible.”

She knitted her brow and scowled as she shook her head.

“Well, I think you are perfect for the job, so much so that I think there is one wish master who will be doomed if you cannot master the ability to grant wishes. Darius, show her the wisest wish first. That is my favorite way to start off. Genies who learn that first do better than the others. Some basic word definitions might also be useful.” In an uncharacteristic move, he flipped his bony hands at Darius as if to hurry him up. “Get on with it.”

Darius glanced at Lucius with one eyebrow raised high, before smiling at Paige. “Genies always decide how to interpret the words. You can have a lot of fun with ‘and’. For example, is it part of the same wish or a separate wish? ‘Want’ is also great fun, because it is a synonym of the word ‘wish’. That is a good way to get someone to waste their wishes, which brings me to ‘that’. Now, there is a word you can have some awesome fun with. Do you have any idea how many ‘that’s’ are in your line of sight? That could be anything; a pair of gloves, garbage, or my personal favorite, some sort of poop. There is also the ever-popular ‘whatever’, along with ‘over there’, which I usually interpret to be a deserted island and much further away than ‘over here’. And the wonderful phrase, ‘just get it done’, because then they don’t care how you finish the job. You can just use your imagination,” he said quickly, as he offered a satisfied grin.

Lucius shook his head. “Obviously, Darius loves being a genie and finds it great fun, which was probably why Bethanthony found him so frustrating.”

Paige snorted, “Sounds like you would need a good attorney before making wishes?”

A look of satisfaction spread across Lucius’s face.

“Nope, I have granted wishes to some of the best attorneys in history, and they are easy targets for a seasoned genie.” He rubbed his hands together while sporting a maniacal smile. “Always with the ‘ands’, ‘shall’s’, and that beautiful word ‘may’ which means I get to choose whether or not to do it. Way too easy! The harder they try to box the wish in, the smaller their own box becomes. Come on, I’ll show you the best wish anyone can make.” Darius said, taking her by the shoulder, and helping her back through the door.

***

Paige felt a bit shocked when they stepped on to a sunny Chicago street instead of back into Darius’ living room. “As long as I am away from that thing. I don’t care.”

“Lucius can be daunting.” Darius snapped his fingers. “And, trust me, I know it’s hard to appreciate him at times, but he is the reason you aren’t actually burning in hell right now.”

He changed clothes and was now wearing a suit that complimented Paige’s outfit. She had to giggle at him, “You look like a pimp.”

“Really?” He pointed at her chest.

She looked down, as she remembered what the angel said about her clothes. The heels she had died in that made her six foot four. She liked being tall, but not that tall. Why was she wearing these platform heels at the airport? Who did that? It was an insane amount of walking for these shoes, and nothing about her flight out of Heathrow Airport was curbside or even a gate that was close to the security checkpoint. There was only one thing these shoes and this skirt were good for, and it was not the sort of Wall Street business the jacket seemed to represent. Then her favorite golden cobra pin with the emerald eyes on her lapel, pinned strategically to draw eyes to the scalloped top edge of the bra that peeked out over her leather vest. She couldn’t even be offended that he was looking down her bra. For that matter, she couldn’t even tell if he was looking down her shirt or at the pin. Then she remembered something, that caused her tearless eyes to burn like she wanted to cry. That pin was the last gift her father had bought her before he passed away last year. Was it last year? Could it be longer? What on earth was doing in this get-up? Perhaps She didn’t want to know- or remember

She squinted in the waning sunlight “I wish I died with my sunglasses on.” Instantly her gold-colored Gucci sunglasses appeared perfectly placed on her nose.

“Not quite getting the hang of it? You know you don’t actually need sunglasses. You don’t really have eyes,” Darius said, smiling. The street around them was very busy. There were some high-rise housing projects about six blocks away, and an El platform down the street in the opposite direction.

“Welcome to Chicago.” He fanned his arms out, as if she had never been to Chicago. But then, had she been? It didn’t look familiar to her. It wasn’t popping into her memory like her cobra pin.

“Perhaps, but these happen to look very hot,” she said unfazed by his criticism regarding her eyes. She tipped them, and winked a very dark brown eye at him. By the look in his eyes, he nearly melted. She smiled, as she remembered that with her looks, men were very easy to play with. It seemed to be second nature to woo them into getting anything she wanted. He would be an easy target if she decided to turn the tables on him for throwing her off the balcony.

“Yes, they do.” He smiled. “You know, there is something very familiar about you that I just cannot place.”

“I have never met a genie,” she shrugged, “So, how long have you been one,” she asked, looking down the road toward the El train platform.

“Almost twenty-six hundred years,” he answered, also looking down the street like he was waiting for someone he knew. “You aren’t going to start asking a lot of useless questions?”

“Wow, did you know Jesus?”

“What? No. Do you think I would be here if I did?” he asked. “Look, there’ll be a time for wish-stories later when I will gladly brag about my ability to wish people into obnoxious situations,” but the look he was giving her suggested he didn’t really want her to know about them.

“Oh, you are afraid it would give me the wrong impression about you,” she smiled, “or perhaps the right one?”

He pursed his lips together sighing. “I didn’t know Jesus, or Buddha, or whomever.”

“I suppose not,” she said, looking around at the neighborhood. This did not seem to be a safe place to be. The surrounding buildings seemed dirty and uncared for. Gang graffiti marked almost every inch of free space that was within arm’s reach. Then her thoughts quickly shifted to another question and she turned to Darius and opened her mouth to ask it.

Darius paused, and stared at her suspiciously, as he folded his arms, “I didn’t know Mohammad either.”

“Okay,” she said, holding up her hands as if to surrender. “It just seems odd that someone your age didn’t at least check out some of the big dogs in history.”

“Big dogs? Like Great Danes. I wonder what a dog would wish for. Treats?”

She giggled. “Larger than life historical – – humans. And big dogs are people who are in charge.”

“I knew King Darius thought, you know, from the Book of Daniel in the Bible? I guess he would be a big dog. My father named me after him. My family had been part of the royal court for many decades. I was a royal scribe. My brother even married a princess, and my older sister married the King’s son Cyrus. He was my favorite brother-in-law. If I had a son, I would have named him after Cyrus.”

“If I knew the Bible, do you suppose I would be here?” she answered. She was using the same tone he had just used with her, and she was tapping her foot with folded arms.

“I suppose not,” he answered, grinning, tension seemed to release from him, and again, he offered the look that suggested something was melting within him “Idiotic questions aside, you are already better at listening than any other genie I have ever trained.”

She snorted, “Idiotic? You mean, my thoughtfully, if not sardonic responses that are well-timed and witty.”

“Yes, those.” He smiled, and nodded. “Usually a new genie takes time to adjust and mourn the loss of their lives, but you didn’t seem to miss it at all.”

She frowned. “I can’t remember it? It is so strange. Like I never existed.”

“It’ll come back, little by little. Then it’ll go away again.”

They continued to walk down the street for a few minutes when he stopped in front of a high school. “Come on, let’s sit and wait here. The after-school clubs are about to let out. While we are here, I may as well tell you that we are forbidden to deal with children under the age of sixteen. We may not grant wishes for them unless it is in the best possible interest for the child. But don’t worry too much, they usually can’t see us, which is probably for their own safety, and we certainly aren’t going to solicit any business from them. I mean, who wants to deal with ‘I wish dragons were real,’ or worse, ‘I wish I was never born?’ Best to leave them alone or the Guardian Angels will give you a new meaning to the words pain and suffering.”

She cocked her jaw to the side, “You mean worse that thing? Freezing me?”

“That will seem like a nice massage, trust me, just avoid them. And watch out for the Angels of Justice too. They can be real bastards- in every sense and meaning and meaning of that. Oh no—the worst are the Angels of Kindness. Whew- I just hope I never met another one of those.”

“Will do,” she said, walking behind him, missing the clicking sound that these shoes normally made on the sidewalk. She smiled, as obnoxious as these shoes were, she liked them.

He sat on the edge of a planter with a flower garden in it. “You know, I have never told that to other trainees. I have always let them figure it out for themselves. One of the former genies actually was sentenced to seven years of Pickaxe Duty at The Molten Gravel Pit because he had mistakenly taken a fourteen-year-old master. He was lucky to go to The Pit, and then allowed to return, it could have been worse. That’s when I met the Angel of Kindness. He faked me into thinking he was a master, but he wasn’t.”

“OK, so you’re a dick,” Paige said, making a face as she looked around. It was going to get dark soon. “This is the heart of the hood. We’re going to get robbed and shot.” It was obvious to anyone, with even a child’s street sense, that the two of them did not belong here.

“First off, I am not a dick. I am a genie. Second, you can’t be shot. Genies are made up of a mist, granted a very thick and detailed mist, but a mist nonetheless. Like Lucius said, humans cannot touch you. Their hand, or bullet, would just pass harmlessly through you. However, when the need arises, you can touch things; you just have to think, ‘I am picking this flower,’” he explained, pulling up a flower by the roots, and handing it to Paige with dirtballs still falling off of it.

The school bell rang and he turned his attention toward the school, still holding the flower.

“Are you sure?” She poked Darius in the shoulder and took the flower. “Thanks, I’ll treasure it always.” She tossed it aside, like a dirty tissue.

“Not me, I am a genie too, not a human.” He smiled; he was amused at how she tossed the flower away, and then he wished it back into the flower bed. “I have nothing against flowers,” he said, rubbing his arm where she had touched him.

He looked very unsure of how to feel about the shoulder poke. “Long time since a girl touched you? You look like it’s a feeling that you forgot a long time ago,” she said, poking his shoulder again. She’d bet if his heart was still pumping it just skipped a beat or two. She smiled and caressed his cheek. “You don’t have to wonder how to get me to touch you again, sweetheart, just ask.”

The look that spread across his face was that of a lost little boy, not a manipulative genie. “Where have I met you before? I know that I know you.”

She shook her head, “I am the girl of your dreams. Now, what else do you need to tell me to avoid the ire of any of the angels?” She said, using her bored voice.

“Let’s go over the Medium of Exchange.” He held up a credit card.

“They have to pay for wishes? Man, that thing really is accepted by everyone everywhere.”

Darius laughed. “Not quite, we drop something of value, could be anything as long as it attracts the attention of the master. They must return it to us in order to get the wishes. Back in the day, this would sometimes be oil in a bottle, or lamp. I would drop it and they would pick it up, dust it off, and hand it back. Then it is cemented, we are bound to them until they make however many wishes we assign them, usually three.”

She nodded, listening intently.

He held up one finger. “The first wish, to mess up their lives; the second, to try to fix it without giving up what they first wished for; and, the third, to give up and just undo the whole thing. It seems like a waste, but people always base their wishes on their biggest temptation or vice. So, in the end they will have to tear down their own sinful desires, and psychological defenses and justifications to get everything back to good. However, in this case, we will only need one wish to demonstrate that it doesn’t always go horribly wrong.” He stated, now holding up three fingers.

She nodded in understanding. “So, you’re the Genie of the Lamp?” She felt impressed to meet such a mythical and notorious person. Still, she couldn’t shake the feeling that three wishes had more to do with religion since most of them have some sort of triad. The oldest one she could think of was the Egyptian triad, Osiris, Isis, and Horus. There was also the Christian triad of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit. Some Neo-Pagans had the Triple Goddess. Judaism and some forms of Greek Myths also had a triad. It was a globally renowned and sacred number. However, Darius’ explanation was probably closer to reality, given the evolution of how the wishes had been transformed over the centuries.

He smiled and nodded. “At your service. Although, to tell the truth, I never lived in a lamp. That just came about because people would try to dust off the lamp before returning it to me. Personally, I think they were trying to use their old ratty sleeves to steal oil.

“Wouldn’t it soak in?”

“Exactly, they would just rip their sleeves later to make a torch. Fabric was valuable, but nowhere near the price of oil. Especially, if the clothing was old and the warm months were coming. In that case, the torch, if made correctly, was much more valuable. It all depended on the season. I must have made quite an impression.”

Paige sat next to him as the egressing teens came passed them. Most ignored them. Only a few glared at them, but ultimately, they all passed by without incident. She noticed that he stared at the ones who could see them. It seems like they would have reacted to that, but they simply moved on like they forgot they just saw someone.

“That one,” Darius said, pointing to the young African-American man walking toward the EL Station.

He stood and helped Paige up. When she came to a full standing position, they were on the EL platform and not in front of the school. The young man was now walking toward them. “You have got to show me how to do that,” she said, smiling. “Why chose him?”

“As you noted, look at the neighborhood. He belongs here, yet he doesn’t look like he belongs here. Look at how he cares for his clothes and shoes. They are clearly second-hand and are definitely teenage fashion, but are kept clean and in good shape. He wears them like an Armani suit, not a gang-banger. Meaning that he cares about what he shows other people, versus projecting the image he wants to force on to others, but at the same time projects the image that he chooses. His look doesn’t inspire you to cross the street when you see him, which is also by his choice. He is clearly not up to something illegal. Maybe we can meet someone who is later so you can really understand the difference of how people behave when they fake walking down the street. Watch… he will give it back right away,” Darius said with a bored smile, as he dropped the credit card on the platform. He locked arms with Paige and continued walking toward the waiting area for the train. She walked next to him trying not to stare at the young man or the credit card.

“Sir! Hey! You dropped something!” The young man picked up the card, and skipped a bit trying to catch up to Darius. The card was outstretched in his hand, “Here you go.”

“Why, thank you. How careless of me, and how kind of you Demetrius,” Darius smiled, as he took the card from the young man. The train was pulling into the station making quite a racket.

“Do I know you?” Demetrius asked, raising his voice to be heard over the train. He made a face, as he wondered if he had just heard Darius correctly. Did he just call him by his name? The train came to a stop and the doors opened.

“No,” Darius answered, making a welcoming motion on to the train.

Paige stared at the boy. How did she just know what he thought? She dismissed the thought. She was good at reading people. It wasn’t hard to see the confusion at the use of the boy’s name. That must be it. She hadn’t read his mind. She’d just read his face.

“How do you know me?” Demetrius asked, as he entered the train. He figured that if this guy was some sort of stalker/lunatic he did not want to be on an empty platform with him. Again, Paige was confused she thought she could hear more than what he just said. It was confusing. It must have been the noise of the train.

Darius entered behind him, “You are my wish-master. I am Darius, your genie. You may have one wish.” He bowed slightly, as he took the seat across from Demetrius.

Paige sat next to him, crossing her long legs and hoping the skirt was long enough to cover her in a seated position. She noticed Darius checking her thighs out. She drummed her fingers on her right thigh, and tipped her sunglasses to look at him, as if to say ‘get on with it.’

He stared at her for a second like he was trying to recall where he had just left off, then he refocused on Demetrius, but he still didn’t say anything.

“Who’s your girlfriend?” Demetrius nodded toward Paige and raised an eyebrow at the term ‘wish-master’. “My mother taught me that you go out and work for what you need, only lazy people wish for what they did not, or could not have.”

“She’s a genie too, but not yours,” Darius explained, and then added, “And she isn’t my girlfriend, just a friend. And motherly advice or not, you still have one wish.”

“Just a friend? Wearing $5000 dollars’ worth of designer clothes in the Projects?” Demetrius noted while narrowing his eyes at Paige. He did not normally see white women dressed like her in this neighborhood.

“You keep up with women’s fashion, do you?” Paige asked. She tried to remember how much she paid for the outfit, but the figures escaped her. Hadn’t she just been told how much it was by Lucius? But Darius said forgetting would happen. Maybe this was normal?

“Isn’t the ‘wish-master’ the genie?” Demetrius asked, changing the subject, and wishing they would stop talking to him. Paige had heard his wish loud and clear, she stiffened.

Darius smiled, “Since you are trying to sort all this out, and you did me a kindness that most masters do not, I will not count the wish for me to shut up as your one wish.”

“What?” Demetrius said, trying to remember if he had wished that out loud. He was sure he had not. He eyed both of them suspiciously, pulled out a notebook from school, and began reviewing calculus notes as if they were the most interesting literature in the world.

Darius stood and looked over the edge of the notebook. “Since you are in charge of what to wish for, that makes you the wish-master. I am only in charge of its execution.”

“And there is the problem,” Demetrius argued, lowering his notebook and then pointing at Darius. “You are in charge of its execution, making you the true wish-master.”

“It is true, word interpretation is up to the genie’s understanding of the words meaning, but without the wish-master’s request there is nothing to do. Hence, you are the wish-master, because nothing begins without your word.” Darius explained, offering a charming grin.

“‘Word-jacking’ is more like it. If that is true, then I wish that I will always have what I need,” Demetrius said, folding his arms.

“Done,” Darius snapped his fingers. “Now, you are heading to meet your mother, who works at the museum. Since you are hungry you will need some cash to pay for dinner at the museum’s restaurant while you wait for her. Check your front pocket on the backpack.” Darius folded his arms to match Demetrius’ posture.

Demetrius looked doubtful as he opened the pocket, but then stared wide-eyed at a fifty-dollar bill. It was more than enough to cover a very decent meal and tip for one person at the restaurant, instead of the snack bar that he was usually stuck with. “Where did this come from?”

“It’s what you needed, is it not? Or do you need the hot dogs that have been roasted on the heat rollers for the last three hours?” Darius raised an eyebrow, hoping to confirm that the wish was indeed functioning as it should.

“Yeah, I was getting hungry, and no, I hate those things, no-no one needs them,” Demetrius said, eyeing the money no differently than if it were coated in Anthrax powder. “Let me guess… It is counterfeit, and when I pay for dinner the police will come and get me?”

“No, it is the real deal. You made what genies refer to as the wisest wish; the wish to have one’s needs fulfilled. I assume you do not need the police to arrest you?”

Demetrius stared narrow-eyed in suspicious disbelief at Darius. “Of course not. Who needs the 5.0. coming down on them?” he said, making a street reference to ‘police’.

“Robbers,” Paige said, checking her manicure. Her nails were perfectly painted a deep blood red color. She considered Darius’ earlier proposal of meeting someone who was up to something illegal, maybe a robber would be fun. “Robbers need to be arrested.”

Demetrius tilted his head and gave her a dumbfounded look. “Do you think so?”

“The wish is true, and I will prove it.” Darius held out his hand. “I wish Demetrius’ mail from today was in my hand,” an envelope appeared. “Here is an interesting one,” Darius said, holding up a fine white linen envelope with ‘Notre Dame’ embossed on the upper left corner.

“That’s too thin, it’s a rejection. Here, I’ll prove it,” he said, taking the letter and ripping it open. He read the letter out loud, “Dear Mister Walton, we are pleased to inform you that we have accepted your application for a full academic scholarship, including books, meals, and dorm……” His words trailed off to a whisper. “A package will be arriving sometime in the next month regarding your April orientation, to prepare you for your first year as a member of the Fighting Irish Freshmen Class.” He sat there, with his mouth gaping open as the tears began welling up in his eyes.

“Darius, I think he is in shock,” Paige said, leaning over to wave her hand in front of Demetrius’ eyes. He was unfazed as he ran his fingers over the fine linen paper with its blue and gold embossed ‘Notre Dame’ letterhead.

“I know Notre Dame is best known for its sports, but it also has an excellent and highly esteemed engineering program. This isn’t an athletic scholarship, so you needn’t worry about blowing a knee out, or trying to fit studies in between practices that you aren’t really interested in. What you ‘need’ is to concentrate on what you are working toward.” Darius pointed out, smiling as he placed emphasis on the word need. “The only thing you need to do is keep your grades up. Do that, and Notre Dame is all yours, on a golden academic scholarship platter. Let them slip, it will be assumed that you don’t need Notre Dame anymore.”

“How long does this wish last?” Demetrius asked.

“For as long as you live. You didn’t wish to have what you needed for a week. You wished it for always. You said, ‘I wish I will always have what I need,’” Darius explained. “Not only that, but your family will benefit as well, because you need them to have their needs met too. Just beware that your need doesn’t become a good ass-kicking, or an encounter with the so-called 5.0. Because the wish will always grant what is needed, regardless of whether or not you want it.”

“I knew there was a catch, but thank you just the same,” Demetrius said, smiling as he clutched the letter to his heart. “Notre Dame had been one of my dreams since I started school. Now, for the first time in my life, the idea that I can study engineering at such a school is real. I first thought of MIT, but knew that was too far away from my mother. On the other hand, the University of Chicago isn’t far enough away. I need…” He paused and smiled, “to be closer to home than MIT, but still on my own. Notre Dame is the dream school that isn’t too far away or too close to my home.”

Darius bowed his head, “Well, we will leave you now to enjoy your wish,” he said, standing, and taking Paige’s hand he turned to leave as the train stopped and the doors opened. Instead of walking out onto the train platform Darius’ living room appeared again around them.

“That was fast,” Lucius said, as he got up from one of the deck chairs.

“Smart, streetwise master,” Darius said, smiling.

“I like new genies to experience the wisest wish first because normally the wishes go horribly wrong at the master’s own hands. Especially, as the genie becomes more and more skilled at making the wish lean one way or another,” Lucius said, glancing hard at Darius, who attempted to offer an innocent smile.

“That’s like me, with my reporting,” Paige said feeling a sudden rush of guilt, as memories of her career began to re-surface. She had slanted stories to flatter her career, and not reported what had actually occurred. Lucius was right; there was just enough truth added in for it to cross the line from an outright lie and into simple, plain deceit. She would have stood on better moral ground if she had simply made up complete fallacies, but she didn’t. She had used the truth to build a lie, tainting that which was real and true.

“Exactly like you,” Lucius answered, pointing a bony finger at her from beneath his now billowing black robes as a sea breeze blew in. “However, you are very lucky. You do have a last-second chance, thanks to Darius, because I would have had to send you on if Darius refused to train you. I do not have time to coddle a rookie genie.”

“Otherwise, I would be gone,” she said. It frustrated her that she could not cry or burst into tears. She needed to burst into tears. There was something to be said for a good cry.

“Oh, my dear, you would be-ever-so-much-worse than gone,” Lucius said, brushing her cheek.

She cringed. It felt like someone just wiped a wash-cloth soaked in liquid Nitrogen over her cheek. It made her teeth hurt. What made her feel even worse was gazing at Lucius, because she knew he was a reflection of what was inside her. Was she really that cold? She was, she thought, as the memory came back to her of why she was dressed in this getup. It was to trap a Bollywood star in an extramarital affair so her photographer could snap a shot of them together. The star had not been having an affair, but someone as beautiful and charming as Paige would have turned any man’s head; especially, dressed like she was. They only need an incriminating photograph, not an incriminating situation. The fact that she was selling her sex appeal to fabricate the story could be constituted as prostitution. That must have been what Lucius had meant by ‘among other sins.” Now she was trapped in this outfit, dressed like this forever. Her shame was physically imprinted on her soul. Her treasured cobra pin was now a symbol of the venom she had injected into the world.

“Sorry, I sometimes forget how I seem to others,” Lucius said, apologetically, but a wicked grin spread across his face, suggested he was not sorry at all.

She just stared at him trying to maintain her composure.

“Don’t worry, Lucius’ appearance will change every time you see him,” Darius said, handing a warm cappuccino to Paige. He caressed her face where Lucius had touched it. She took the cappuccino and held it to her cheek, trying to push the memory of the Bollywood Star out of her mind. She was glad she did not have time to succeed at trapping him. Rubius had been right, she had been up to no good, and it was good that she did not get the chance to finish the con.

Lucius smirked. “So, you do remember the crash.”

***

Lucius laughed to himself. Was Darius actually trying to comfort her? That was a new behavior. But the fact was, hot cappuccino wouldn’t have warmed up her cheek, only another touch would, but Darius knew that when he touched her cheek. “Well, I have an appointment, so I will leave you two to work out the fine print.” He twisted down into the floor like a giant screwdriver was driving him in. The genies would think he was gone, but he wanted to watch them a minute.

“No more strays! Lucius,” Darius yelled at Lucius’ disappearing form. ‘Come on,” he said, leading Paige to the balcony. He smiled, as he deliberately rearranged the deck chairs, before motioning for her to sit.

She smiled and winked at him as she sipped her cappuccino, and sat down on the chair. “You’ll have to tell me the story of how this lady wished to rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic.”

“Oh, that was fun,” Darius said, taking a seat in the empty chair. “One of my better ‘word-jackings’, if I do say so myself. But first, I need to get out of this uncomfortable suit. If you want to change clothes all you have to do is just wish for it.” He wished himself into his Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts.

“Awesome, I was worried I was stuck like this forever.” She poofed into a turquoise and navy tie-dye bikini and leaned back in the chair as Darius began the tale of how Charlotte Harrison Blake wished to rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic. He, of course, would miss the whole point of why she had wished to be on the Titanic. If he had known, he may have been inclined to help her, rather than leaving her to fend for herself in the freezing waters.

Lucius was glad that Paige caught on to the freezing touch so fast. Darius was still oblivious to it. He smiled. Paige was perfect and the fact that she had the glow was a very good sign. Furthermore, he couldn’t wait to see how that fact that she was immune to his charms played out.